Monday, December 3, 2012

December 2012 Nominations









Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker


[Tard] Penix, AUK PegBoi  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

Emmett Gulley, trained by Gary Burnore.  Nomination: Sweetness.  Second: Account Banned
Paul Derbyshire, trained by Account Banned.  Nomination: Checkmate.  Second: China Bleu

Richard M. Nixon Memorial Pathological Liar Award

[Tard] Penix aka Alien.  Nominated by: Checkmate.  Second: Gary Burnore
Lady Pilot aka Ms. Kitty. Nominated by Sweetness.  Second: Sn!pe, Gary Burnore, Cujo


Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award


Lady Pilot aka Ms. Kitty Nominated by Albatross. Second: Sweetness


Office of Darth Bawl 


[Tard] Penix.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate


Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker


Fred Hall, domain name troll of [Tard] Penix. Nomination: Account Banned. Second: Checkmate

Hammer of Thor


Account Banned.  Nominated by Sweetness.  Second: Sn!pe



Saturday, December 1, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the November 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on December 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 

NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:

It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"

If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be found here for AUK awards:

Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:

Let the voting begin!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 




Kook of the Month

(Vote yes or no)
Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot

Clueless Newbie of the Month

(Vote for one)
Tom Swift, Sr. 

Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot
Rhiannon.  
none of the above

Coward of the Month

(Vote for one)
Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot

Paul G. Derbyshire
neither of the above

Looney Maroon Award

(Vote yes or no)
Tom Swift, Sr.


Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(Vote yes or no)
The Colonel

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award

(Vote yes or no)
(Changing IP addresses)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

(Vote for one)
Tom Swift, Sr.

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
neither of the above

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

(Vote yes or no)
[Tard] PegBoi] {King of the PeeWees}

Unabomber Surprise

(Vote yes or no)
Goran Radavich aka The Revd.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

(Vote yes or no)
Emmett Gulley, trained by the FB Boycotters

Village Pump Award

(Vote yes or no)
[Tard] Penix aka Alien aka Anonypussy.

Office of Village Idiot

(Vote for one)
The Colonel
Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Winners! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

Welcome to the alt.usenet.kooks Usenet Kook Awards for October 2012.
Colonel Jake has again kindly consented to provide the music for the
processional.

Battle Without Honor, or Humanity March:
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/


Kook of the Month

The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!

14 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Heiney!  It's unanimous!  Can you goosestep while giving your acceptance speech?

Looney Maroon Award

The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!

13 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations once again, Heiney!  Let's hear a Sieg Heil from you and the Albanian War Criminal! Here's an inspirational film for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-p4VW3oiU

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)

The winner is...[TARD] OKIE AKA PHAKE PHOENIX!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, [Tard] Okie!  Another unanimous decision!  You swallowed the hook, threw yourself into the boat, and gutted yourself!  Two months in a row, FFS! 

Palmjob Paddle


The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Paul...erm, Kensi...erm, NadegdaAndyTwisted, etc!  FFS, will you ever stop spanking yourselves? (rhetorical question)



Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart


The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Well, Paul, what can I say?  You are the Usenet equivalent of the Energizer Bunny, winning and winning and winning...


Order of the Holey Sockpuppet


The winner is...BOB MILBY AND HIS SOCK ARMY!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Bob!  You and Paul are obviously honors graduates of Earl Curley University. 


Eighteen ballots were received, 15 ballots were *cough*  *cough* deemed
valid.  Many thanks to all who took the time to participate.  Until
next time...

Colonel Jake, if you will have The Velvet Knights fire up the bagpipes
for the recessional?

http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/

Thursday, November 8, 2012

November 2012 Nominations


Kook of the Month


Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second: Sweetness

Clueless Newbie of the Month

Tom Swift, Sr.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second:  Pandora
Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot.  Nominated by Sweetness.  Second: Gary Burnore
Rhiannon.  Nominated by Checkmate.  Second: Fred Hall

Coward of the Month

Ms. Kitty aka Lady Pilot.  Nominated by Sweetness.  Second: Gary Burnore
Paul G. Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate


Looney Maroon Award


Tom Swift, Sr.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Fred Hall


Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award


The Colonel.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Sweetness

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award


(Changing IP addresses)
Paul Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Gary Burnore


Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

Tom Swift, Sr.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Fred Hall
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award


[Tard] PegBoi] {King of the PeeWees} Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Bit Rot

Unabomber Surprise

Goran Radavich aka The Revd.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Gary Burnore and Checkmate


Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award


Emmett Gulley, trained by the FB Boycotters.  Nominated by Cujo.  Second: Gary Burnore

Village Pump Award


[Tard] Penix aka Alien aka Anonypussy.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Account Banned.


Office of Village Idiot


The Colonel.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Checkmate

Emmett Gulley (incumbent)







Friday, November 2, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on October 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 

NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:

It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"

If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be found here for AUK awards:

Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:

Let the voting begin!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

Kook of the Month

(Vote yes or no)
Heinrich aka Heiney

Looney Maroon Award

(Vote yes or no)
Heinrich aka Heiney

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Palmjob Paddle

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

Bob Milby aka Patriot Games

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Galactic Killfile As Of 2 October, 2012



  • alt.flame.niggers
  • alt.snuh
  • Atlas Bugged
  • Bruce, Michael Baldwin
  • Gore, Linda
  • Herc
  • Honest John/Sergeant Preston
  • Jessness, Brad
  • jyeshta
  • Koos Nolst Trenite
  • Lyons, Lynne
  • Napolis, Diana "Curio"
  • persent
  • Runyon, Jeanette 
  • Schwarz, Barbara
  • Tavek, Russell
  • Thorne, Tim
  • Ying Guo 
  • Monday, October 1, 2012

    October 2012 Nominations




    Kook of the Month


    Heinrich aka Heiney.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate

    Looney Maroon Award


    Heinrich aka Heiney.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate.

    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

    (Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate

    Palmjob Paddle

    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Fred Hall


    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart

    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate


    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

    Bob Milby aka Patriot Games.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second: Bit Rot




    Sunday, September 30, 2012

    Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012

    Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
    Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
    shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
    discretion if: 

      * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
      * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
      * you attempt to vote twice
      * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
      * you vote for or against yourself
      * you vote in a thread other than this one
      * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
      * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
      * you have officially been declared non-existent 
    Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
    00:01 GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
    candidate might be *you*. 

    NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:

    It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"

    If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be found here for AUK awards:

    Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:

    Let the voting begin!
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 



    Kook of the Month

    (vote for one)
    Gordon Radavich aka Revd
    Bob Milby, Jr aka Patriot Games
    neither of the above

    Clueless Newbie of the Month

    (vote yes or no)
    Beavis

    Coward of the Month

    (vote for one)
    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young
    Bob & Carole
    neither of the above

    Looney Maroon Award

    (vote yes or no) 
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

    (vote yes or no)
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

    (vote yes or no)
    (Checkmate's ROT 1337 troll)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

    (vote yes or no)
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

    George Pickett Memorial Trophy

    (vote yes or no) 
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Busted Urinal Award

    (vote yes or no)
    DP

    Unabomber Surprise

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisiomism
    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award


    (vote yes or no)

    [Tard] Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, trained by shiny kachina


    AUK Mascot

    (vote for one)
    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

    Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

    The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
    (vote for one) 

    Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
    Greg "Greegor" Hanson
    MMFC ScatBoi
    David "Yads" Yadallee
    Goron Radavitch aka Revd
    none of the above

    * All candidates placed on ballot by Executive Decision.
    * Going forward nominations will be accepted for this
    *Lifetime Achievement award.  Think of it as a Super Pickett,
    *but not quite a Custer

    Ministry of Circle Jerks

    (vote for one) 

    UTB Sock Drawer
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tard] Phoenix (incumbents)


    AFA-B Awards In Exile

    AFA-B Tinfoil Star

    (vote yes or no)
    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

    Cleopatra Award

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

    Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

    Green Lantern Award

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

    Sir Robin Award

    (vote yes or no)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  


    .

    Saturday, September 29, 2012

    AUK Post Count, August 2012

    Another relatively good month for AUK in August 2012.  Google reports the post count as 10707, making 2012 the fifth best August ever, and the best August since 2008.

    21042...August 2005
    18069...August 2004
    14638...August 2008
    13323...August 2006
    10707...August 2012

    The September post count is on track to be the fifth best September ever, and the best since September 2008.


    Saturday, September 22, 2012

    Winners! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2012


    Welcome to the alt.usenet.kooks Usenet Kook Awards for August 2012.
    Colonel Jake has again kindly consented to provide the music for the
    processional.

    Battle Without Honor, or Humanity March:
    http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/


    JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN

    The winner is...PAUL G. DERBYSHIRE AND HIS BARMY ARMY!

    07 votes...Derbyshire
    06 votes...Raymond Karczewski
    04 votes...Albatross and Emmett Gulley
    04 votes...The Socky Brigade
    01 votes...Hagar

    Congratulations, Derbyshite!  You managed to beat a Living Christ!
    For fuck's sake, you are still winning!


    KOOK OF THE MONTH

    The winner is...KAREN GORDON AKA SPAMBUSTER AKA "Çons@minority#s" !

    18 votes...yes
    00 votes...no

    Congratulations, Karen!  Your spambusting techniques have made you a
    winner!


    COWARD OF THE MONTH

    The winner is...PAUL G. DERBYSHIRE AND HIS BARMY ARMY!

    14 votes...Derbyshire
    05 votes...Karen Gordon

    For fuck's sake, Derbyshite!  You are a WINNER in the Kanuckian Koward
    Sweepstakes!


    LOONEY MAROON AWARD

    The winner is...PATRICK MICHAEL "PADDYWHACKO" SULLIVAN AKA DAVE TV!

    14 votes...yes
    03 votes...no

    Congratulations, Patty!


    JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD

    The winner is...KAREN GORDON AKA SPAMBUSTER AKA "Çons@minority#s" !

    15 votes...yes
    00 votes...no

    Congrats, Karen, it is unanimous!  You are indeed a pathetic anal
    pineapple!


    VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD

    The winner is...YEHIEL PORAT!

    09 votes...yes
    00 votes...no

    Congratulations, Porat!  I see more awards in your future.


    GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

    The winner is...CASTALONE AKA MURPHY AKA PA AKA FLASH®

    11 votes...yes
    04 votes...no

    No congrats from me.  You've been around long enough to know better.


    SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HURT

    The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

    17 votes...yes
    01 votes...no

    Oh, for fuck's sake, Derby!  Is there no end to your WINNING?


    BUSTED URINAL AWARD

    The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

    17 votes...yes
    02 votes...no

    For fuck's sake!  Paul, this is getting to be ridiculous.


    GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

    The winner is...NO WINNER!

    07 votes...no
    03 votes...yes

    Porat, if you expect to be a WINNER in this category, you will need to
    try harder.


    ORDER OF THE HOLY SOCKPUPPET

    The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

    16 votes...yes
    02 votes...no

    Has there ever been a kook as insane and obsessed as Derbyshite?
    Jesus...


    BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD

    The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE, TRAINED BY ACCOUNT
    BANNED AND JOHNNY DOLLAR!

    15 votes...yes
    02 votes...no

    Congratulations, trainers!  Both of you have done an outstanding job
    of getting Derbyshite to perform by the numbers.


    RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD

    The winner is...OPERATION WETBACK AKA RAS EUNUCH MCCARTY!

    11 votes...Ras
    10 votes...Derbyshire

    Congratulations, Eunuch!  Is it the Satanic Beaners who force you to
    lie?


    THE CHARLIE SHEEN MEMORIAL "WINNING" AWARD

    The winners are...EMMETT GULLEY AND PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

    06 votes...Emmett Gulley
    06 votes...Derbyshite
    05 votes...Yads
    02 votes...Scatboi
    02 votes...Ras Eunuch



    Twenty-five ballots were received, 24 ballots were *cough*  deemed
    valid.  Many thanks to all who took the time to participate.  Until
    next time...

    Colonel Jake, if you will have The Velvet Knights fire up the bagpipes
    for the recessional?

    http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/

    Tuesday, September 11, 2012

    Updates

    Updates to this blog and to aukhistory.org will begin Friday, September 14th.  

    Friday, August 31, 2012

    September 2012 Nominations




    Kook of the Month                                                                                                    

    Gordon Radavich aka Revd.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second: The Peeler
    Bob Milby, Jr aka Patriot Games.  Nominated by Tom Swift, Jr.  Second: Johnny Dollar


    Clueless Newbie of the Month


    Beavis.  Nominated by Checkmate.  Second: Bit Rot

    Coward of the Month

    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young.  Nominated by Sean Monaghan.  Second: Colonel Jake & JD

    Bob & Carole.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Account Banned

    Looney Maroon Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second: Checkmate

    Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Fred Hall

    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

    (Checkmate's ROT 1337 troll)
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by Checkmate.  Second: Account Banned

    Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award


    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Checkmate

    Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Second:

    George Pickett Memorial Trophy


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Busted Urinal Award


    DP.  Nominated by:Fred Hall.  Second: Colonel Jake

    Unabomber Surprise


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Bolo Bullis Foam Duck


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisiomism
    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award


    Tard] Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, trained by shiny kachina.  Nominated by Checkmate.  Second: Account Banned

    AUK Mascot


    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young.  Nominated by FNVW.  Second: Colonel Jake

    Emmett Gulley (incumbent)


    Ministry of Circle Jerks


    UTB Sock Drawer.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Checkmate

    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tard] Phoenix (incumbents)

    AFA-B Tinfoil Star


    Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young.  Nominated by Sean Monaghan.  Second: Colonel Jake & JD

    Cleopatra Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate

    Green Lantern Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Fred Hall Second: Account Banned, Checkmate

    Sir Robin Award


    [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  Nominated by:  Account Banned Second: Checkmate


    Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2012

    In honour of the US Labour Day holiday, I am posting the ballot early.

    Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
    Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
    shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
    discretion if: 

      * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
      * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
      * you attempt to vote twice
      * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
      * you vote for or against yourself
      * you vote in a thread other than this one
      * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
      * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
      * you have officially been declared non-existent 
    Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
    00:01 GMT on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
    candidate might be *you*. 
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 


    Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin

    (Vote for one)Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and His Barmy Army.
    The Socky Brigade. 
    Albatross and Emmett Gulley.
    Raymond "Dances with Sockpuppets" Karczewski. 
    Hagar.
    none of the above

    Kook of the Month

    (vote yes or no)
    Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s"    

    Coward of the Month

    (vote for one) 
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
    Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s" 
    neither of the above

    Looney Maroon Award

    (vote yes or no) 
    Patrick Michael "Paddywhacko" Sullivan aka Dave TV 

    Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

    (vote yes or no) 
    Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s" .  

    Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award

    (vote yes or no)

    Yehiel Porat. 
     

    George Pickett Memorial Trophy

    (vote yes or no) 
    CastAlone aka Murphy aka Phlat Arse aka Flash®  


    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart                                                              

    (vote yes or no)  
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.

    Busted Urinal Award

    (vote yes or no)  
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire. 

    Goofy Azzed Babboon

    (vote yes or no) 
    Yehiel Porat.  

    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

    (vote yes or no) 
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire  

    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

    (vote yes or no)

    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbys
    hire and His Barmy Army, trained by Account Banned and Johnny Dolla
    r

    Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award

    (vote for one)  
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
    Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
    Steve Bonine.
    none of the above

    The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
    (vote for one) 
    Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.

    Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
    Emmett Gulley
    Greg "Greegor" Hanson
    MMFC ScatBoi
    David "Yads" Yadallee
    none of the above

    * All candidates placed on ballot by Executive Decision.
    * Going forward nominations will be accepted for this
    *Lifetime Achievement award.  Think of it as a Super Pickett,
    *but not quite a Custer.