Tuesday, January 31, 2012

January 2012 Ballot For Usenet Kook Awards


The ballot has been prepared, and is scheduled to be posted to alt.usenet.kooks on February 1st 2012.

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Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2012 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if
* you are a previous winner of the Bobo Award (after this ballot, winners of KotM will    also be prohibited from voting)
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
 AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
 the ballot
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59 GMT on February 8th 2012 to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
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BOBO
(vote "yes" or "no" )
Atlas Bugged

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
% Squiggle teh AssWorm
Atlas Bugged
none of the above

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Emmett Gulley
Raymond Karczweski
Greg "Greegor Piggly Wiggly" Hanson
Dave "The Doctor"/"The Idiot" Yadallee
Richard Morton Scoville
none of the above

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
% Squiggle teh AssWorm
Janithor
none of the above

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Janithor
Emmett Gulley
Alien
none of the above

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate)
Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty)
fasgnadh

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Emmett Gulley
MMFC (Mark Morgan Fan Club)
% Squiggles the Assworm
none of the above

PALMJOB PADDLE
(vote "yes or "no")
Emmett Gulley

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Emmett Gulley
fasgnadh

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(vote "yes or "no")
Emmett Gulley

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")
fasgnadh

BUSTED URINAL
(vote "yes" or "no")
Emmett Gulley

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty)
Emmett Gulley
None of the above

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")
Emmett Gulley and Gregory Hall aka Capt Neal Warren

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Meowmix
fasgnadh
None of the above

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
WeeSaul
Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty)
alt.atheism
"Mangler"
None of the above

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Emmett Gulley
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
None of the above

BALSA GAVEL
(vote "yes" or "no")
Atlas Bugged 

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL- DOG WHISTLE AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")
Neon Kachina  trained by Checkmate, Johnny Dollar, and Fred Hall
Greg Hall, trained by Checkmate
Emmett Gulley trained by Albatross
None of the above

KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(vote for one candidate)
dsharavi <dsharavii@hotmail.com>
Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho (incumbent)

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(vote for one candidate)
Emmett Gulley,Greg Hall, %, and Janithor
Emmett Gulley, Alexander 'Dink' Cain and Albatross
The Creationist Vigilance Committee (incumbent)

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(vote for one candidate)
Greegor Scott "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Captain Neal aka Gregory Hall (incumbent)

AUK MASCOT
(vote for one candidate)
Emmett Gulley
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran (incumbent)

GLOBAL VILLAGE PUMP
(vote for one candidate)
fasgnadh
Onideus Mad Hatter (incumbent)

RICHARD M. NIXON "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")
Emmett Gulley

THE DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
(vote "yes" or "no")
Emmett Gulley

HAMMER OF THOR
(vote "yes" or "no")
Checkmate
(vote "yes" or "no")
Albatross

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote "yes" or "no")
Fred Hall for "I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" troll

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