Friday, January 20, 2012

January Nominations So Far


Kook of the Month

% Squiggle teh AssWorm Nominated by Meowmix. Second: Checkmate
Atlas Bugged Nominated by  Mirror of TRVTH. Second: Sweetness


Looney Maroon Award


Emmett Gulley nominated by Albatross. Second: A.C.
Raymond Karczweski nominated by Mirror of TRVTH. Second:Johnny Dollar
Greg "Greegor Piggly Wiggly" Hanson. Nominated by Rusty "Sean" Tavek.  Second: Fred Hall
Dave "The Doctor"/"The Idiot" Yadallee. Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Pandora
Richard Morton Scoville. Nominated by Mike. Second.:  Ottawa Guru

Clueless Newbie of the Month


% Squiggle teh AssWorm Nominated by Meowmix. Second: Checkmate

Janithor Nominated by Account Banned. Second:  Sweetness

Coward of the Month


Janithor Nominated by Account Banned. Seconded by Sweetness

Emmett Gulley Nominated by Cujo. Second:Bookman

Albatross for CotM. Nominated by Janithor. Second: No second
REJECTED.  Unreformed net.kook nomination

Alien Nominated by Fred Hall. Second: Mirror of TRVTH


Golden Killfile


Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty) for GOLDEN KILLFILE. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer


fasgnadh. Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second:  NotYourFathersChevy


Palmjob Paddle


Emmett Gulley. Nominated by This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use. Second: Cujo

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple 

Emmett Gulley nominated by Albatross.  Seconded by: A.C

MMFC (Mark Morgan Fan Club) Nominated by Rusty "Sean" Tavek. Seconded by: The Demon of Mockery.

% Squiggles the Assworm nominated by Checkmate. Seconded: Neon Kachina

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science 

Emmett Gulley for photos of his tents construction in the woods and his bizarre explanation of humidity. 
Nominated by Albatross.  Seconded by:A.C.

fasgnadh. Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

Emmett Gulley Nominated by Albatross. Seconded by:A.C.

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

fasgnadh Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. 

Busted Urinal

MMFC (Mark Morgan Fan Club) Nominated by Rusty "Sean" Tavek.  Seconded by:A.C
REJECTED: MMFC won this award for September 2008

Emmett Gulley. Nominated by Cujo. Second Sweetness.

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty) for GOOFY AZZED BABBOON. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer

Emmett Gulley.  Nominated by Sharky. Second: Sweetness

Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award

Emmett Gulley and Gregory Hall aka Capt Neal Warren. Nominated by Cujo. Seconded by: Rusty "AUK Wizard" Tavek

Unabomber Surprise

Meowmix nominated by Kachina. Seconded by Johnny Dollar

fasgnadh. Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek.

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award

WeeSaul Nominated by: Neon Sparkly Kachina. Second: The Demon of Mockery

Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty).  Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. second Col. Jake.

alt.atheism. Nominated by Aunt the Agony of Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the Borg. Second:  NotYourFathersChevy

"Mangler" nominated by A.C. Second: Johnny Dollar

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

Emmett Gulley. Nominated by This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use. Second:  Cujo

Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer

Bobo

Atlas Bugged Nominated by Llamey. Second: Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries and Demon of Mockery

Balsa Gavel

 Atlas Bugged Nominated by Llamey. Second:Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries


Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

Neon Kachina  trained by Checkmate, Johnny Dollar, and Fred Hall.  Nominated by: Meowmix.  Seconded: Bookman

Greg Hall, trained by Checkmate.Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: cu

Emmett Gulley trained by Albatross.  Nominated by Sweetness. Second: idlehands


Kooki Information Minister

dsharavi <dsharavii@hotmail.com> for Kooki Information Minister nominated by NEON China BLUE seconded by: A.C

Ministry of Circle Jerks

Emmett Gulley,Greg Hall, %, and Janithor Nominated by Cujo.  Seconded by:  Albatross

Emmett Gulley, Alexander 'Dink' Cain and Albatross Nominated by Rusty "Sean" Tavek. Seconded by: China Blue

Village Idiot

Greegor Scott "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer

AUK Mascot

Emmett Gulley. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer

GLOBAL VILLAGE PUMP


fasgnadh. Nominated by Rusty 'Wizard' Tavek. Second: The Demon of Mockery

Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" 

Emmett Gulley  Nominated by Albatross. Seconded by:A.C.

THE DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM

Emmett Gulley. Nominated by This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use. Second: bookman

Pierre Salinger HL&S  

Fred Hall for "I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" troll.  Nominated by Rusty "AUK Wizard" Tavek.  Second: bit rot

Hammer of Thor

Checkmate nominated by Account Banned. Second: The Demon of Mockery
Albatross  Nominated by Sweetness. Second: idlehands

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