Thursday, February 2, 2012

February 2012 Nominations

KooK of the Month                                                                            

Alien.  Nominated by NotYourFathersChevy. Second: Pandora

Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Charlotte L. Blackmer

Clueless Newbie of the Month


Greg "Neal Warren" Hall.  Nominated by Steve Crook.  Seconded by Cujo DeSockpuppet
(Nellie the ipv6 virgin)

David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by PV.  Second: idlehands & snarky

Coward of the Month



fasgnadh "James Murdoch" . Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: raven1

Looney Maroon Award

 
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson.  Nominated by Bit Rot. Second: Johnny Dollar
Pat Buchanan.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Pandora (Usenet Goddess)




Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award



Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery.  Second: Col. Jake
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson.  Nominated by Bit Rot. Second: Johnny Dollar
Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross. Second: A.C.


Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker



Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee, Ignis Fatuus, Respondant.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: PV & PJR


Palmjob Paddle



Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by Dr. Barry Mazur. Second:  Bookman
fasgnadh.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery.  Second: BaronLurk
Alien.  Nominated by Johnny Dollar.  Second: Cujo

Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award



Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by David Ritz.  Second: Chris Haskett
Ignis Fatuus "Igneous Rockius" Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Fred Hall

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award


Daniel San.  Nominated by China Bleu. Second:
Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second:  Checkmate

George Pickett Memorial Trophy


Archimedes Plutonium. Nominated by David Ritz. Second: I Bought DataBasix

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award


Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by Dr. Barry Mazur.  Second:  Bookman


Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart



Archimedes Plutonium. Nomination David Ritz.  Second: Chris Haskett
Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery.  Second:  PV & Checkmate

Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award



Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by David Ritz.  Second: I Bought DataBasix.

Busted Urinal Award



Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Neon Shiny Kachina
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson.  Nominated by Bit Rot. Second: Sweetness
Archimedes Plutonium. Nominated by David Ritz. Second: I Bought DataBasix.

Unabomber Surprise


ONE  <NESSIE@NU.RU>.  Nominated by Peter J.Ross. Second: bit rot
fasgnadh.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery.  Second: This Account Has Been Banned


72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award                                                            


Obves of alt.religion.jehovahs-witn.  Nominated by Charlotte L. Blackmer.  Second: A.C.
David "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: PV

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

 
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson.  Nominated by Bit Rot. Second: Sweetness
Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: PV
Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by David Ritz.  Second: Chris Haskett and AC



Order of the Holey Sockpuppet



Ras Mikaere Enoch McCarty.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Baron Lurk

Balsa Gavel




Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second David Ritz and AC


Office of Darth Bawl



Gregory Hall (incumbent)
Archimedes Plutonium.  Nominated by Dr. John Horton Conway.  Second: China Blue


Office of Village Idiot                                                                                            


Gregory Hall (incumbent)
Dave "Yads" "The Doctor" Yadallee.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery. Second: Bookman

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker                                              


Peter J. Ross & Fred Hall.  Nominated by The Demon of Mockery.  Seconded by This account has been
 banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use      

Fred Hall for trolling Rusty Tavek.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross.  Second:  I Bought DataBasix


Hammer of Thor



Checkmate. Nominated by shiny kachina. Second: The Demon of Mockery

XTRA SPESHUL CATEGORY!!!

Snarky, Stephen Wilson, A Loaf of Bread, Snowman, Robert Weldon, William Grosvenor, His Divine Shadow, Mr. SmartyPants, Pandora (Usenet Goddess), and PV, as a group, for all AUK awards.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross.  Second:  Fred Hall









6 comments:

  1. Only "2" things come from Texas....

    Steers and Queers....

    I don't see no horns on your elderly head....
    --
    Your Pal,
    HJ

    ReplyDelete
  2. NO PROBLEM............Ferd !!

    Have all the fun you can before the Alzheimer's hits your small "noodle" !!
    --
    Your Pal,
    Bankrupt Johnny

    ReplyDelete
  3. Your pathetic attempts to disenfranchise the Grand Wizard and stack the deck against his fine stable of world famous kooks have not gone unnoticed, Mr. Wrangler. Even as we speak Grubor, Grubor, Grubor, Cantor & Siegel are preparing a response to your libelous allegations. (How dare you claim I sock up as world-famous mathematicians, Mr. Wrangler, how dare you).

    Attempting to evade service by changing your name to "Gary Burnore" and moving to North Carolina is fruitless against the sleuthing services of Rock Hard Stupid Hanson. He will be showing up on your doorstep to deliver the lawsuite very shortly. (Last we heard he was lost in the Minnesota woods, but that's only a minor setback).

    Tremble in fear, Mr. Hanson, tremble in fear. Archimedes Plutonium is about to launch the Plutonium Bomb against your cretinous crew of keyboard cowboys... and your mother's basements will provide no protection against the fallout.

    The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you for your warning...er, comment Mr Wizard. The name of Grubor does make me a bit queasy, but that might also be attributed to those cheap faux hot dogs I just finished eating. My advice to you would be to at least wash your socks before sending them forth into the vast wasteland that is Usenet.

      Delete