A blast from the past. In 2005 Net Legend and Kook of the Month winner Chuck Lysaght began a jihad against Kevin Cannon, a jihad known as The Tour de Mort '05. Chuck began calling Mr. Cannon's place of business, leaving threatening messages on the company's answering machine. Some of those messages survive. I am pleased to present one of those messages for your listening enjoyment: 500 Dollars Worth Of Money.