Monday, April 30, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2012


Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on May 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 
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BOBO AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)
  William Melchert-Dinkel

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.) 
  Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback 
  Emmett Gulley Sock emmettgulley81@gmail.com
  fasgnadh 
  none of the above 

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson
  
LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Bucky Breeder
  
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback 
  
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote Yes or No.)
  Lady 'Bobbi Sanchez' Veteran

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Kent Wills

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson  

UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote Yes or No.) 
  Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback  

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote Yes or No.)
  Respondant aka "Bill"

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE
  Kent Wills, trained by Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote Yes or No.) 
  FNVW April Fool's Day troll
 
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.) 
  Respondant aka Bill
  Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall (incumbent) 

4 comments:

  1. I is teh fristiest and teh litsiest!

    -=Cujo=-

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  2. Why not nominate yourself, Fred? By the way. Stop calling my house whispering "kiddiefuc*er".

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    1. Nominate myself for what, raving loon? I have never called your house. Are you back to your old stalking ways?

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