Thursday, May 3, 2012

May 2012 Nominations

Updated 26 May 2012 14:34 CDT


Bobo Award


Brian "Dr. HGH" McDaid. Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Johnny Dollar

Kook of the Month

MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce. Nominated by Account Banned. Second: Bit Rot

Lookout.  Nominated by Cuzzin Pest.  Second: FNVW

Alexander Bartolich.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross. Second: Baron Lurk

Clueless Newbie of the Month

Jan 'GoogleBot Stalker' Drew.  Nominated by Cujo DeSockpuppet. Second: Account Banned.

Ken Wesson.  REJECTED.  Wesson is a Derbyshire/Seamus sock and has already won this award.

Alexander Bartolich.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross. Second: Baron Lurk


Coward of the Month

Alexander Bartolich.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross.  Second: Baron Lurk

Looney Maroon Award

Alexander Bartolich.  Nominated by Peter J. Ross.  Second: ah

Obves aka Marian Sliwenski. Nominated by Charlotte L Blackmer.  Second: Fred Hall

Golden Killfile

Dave TV aka Patrick Michael Sullivan.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second PV.


Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

"I Punce" aka Scatboi of RRAP, aka Bit Rot Frogger, bitrot@nomailnone.invalid.  Nominated by Fred Hall.  Second: Fidem Tubare

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback.  Nominated by Account Banned. Second: Sweetness

Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Sweetness


Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award


Richard S. Bullis aka St00pid for his theories of a '1kW unamplified CB radio
that wipes out all communications in a 30 mile radius' yet escapes
any FCC scrutiny, and 'advanced military radio signal reception'.  
Nominated by Account Banned. Second: Checkmate


Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award


Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Bit Rot

Busted Urinal Award

The Colonel.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Col Jake

Goofy Azzed Babboon

MMFC aka Scatboi.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Johnny Dollar

72 Raisins Crackpot Religion Award

Obves aka Marian Sliwenski. Nominated by Charlotte L Blackmer. Second: Fred Hall

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce. Nominated by Account Banned. Second: Sweetness
Paul Derbyshire aka Seamus McRae.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Steve@privacy.net

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

Ras Eunuch McCarty, trained by Colonel Jake.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Sweetness

Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisionism

Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: FNVW

Global Village Pump Award

Emmett Gulley.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second: Cujo DeSockpuppet
Paul Derbyshire aka Seamus McRae.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Steve @ privacy.net

AUK Mascot

Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

Col Jake.  Nominated by Sweetness.  Second: Johnny Dollar

Office of Darth Bawl

Emmett Gulley.  Nominated by Cujo DeSockpuppet.  Second: Bit Rot
Greg Hall (incumbent)

Office of Village Idiot

Argue Kate.  Nominated by Bit Rot.  Second: Checkmate
Emmett Gulley.  Nominated by Cujo DeSockpuppet  Second: Sweetness
Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall (incumbent)

Ministry of Circle Jerks

The Goatfucker Kookfarm of alt.slack goathead.  Nominated by Account Banned.  Second:  China Blue
The 4 Stooges: Emmett Gulley, Greg Hall, %AssWurm, Janithor (incumbent)


Office of Kooki Information Minister


Richard S. Bullis aka St00pid.  Nominated by Account Banned. Second: Checkmate
Agamemnon (incumbent)


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