Thursday, May 31, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 
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Bobo Award

(vote yes or no)
Brian "Dr. HGH" McDaid

Kook of the Month

(vote for one)
MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce

Lookout
Alexander Bartolich
none of the above

Clueless Newbie of the Month

(vote for one)
Jan 'GoogleBot Stalker' Drew

Alexander Bartolich
none of the above

Coward of the Month

(vote yes or no)
Alexander Bartolich


Looney Maroon Award

(vote for one)
Alexander Bartolich

Obves aka Marian Sliwenski
none of the above 

Golden Killfile

(vote yes or no)
Dave TV aka Patrick Michael Sullivan


Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(vote yes or no)
"I Punce" aka Scatboi of RRAP, aka Bit Rot Frogger, bitrot@nomailnone.invalid


Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(vote yes or no)
Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback


Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

(vote yes or no)
Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback


Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award

(vote yes or no) 
Richard S. Bullis aka St00pid for his theories of a '1kW unamplified CB radio
that wipes out all communications in a 30 mile radius' yet escapes
any FCC scrutiny, and 'advanced military radio signal reception'.   

Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award

(vote yes or no) 
Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson

Busted Urinal Award

(vote yes or no)
The Colonel


Goofy Azzed Babboon

(vote yes or no)
MMFC aka Scatboi


72 Raisins Crackpot Religion Award

(vote yes or no)
Obves aka Marian Sliwenski


Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

(vote for one)
MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce

Paul Derbyshire aka Seamus McRae
none of the above

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

(vote yes or no)
Ras Eunuch McCarty, trained by Colonel Jake


Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisionism

(vote yes or no)
Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson


Global Village Pump Award

(vote for one)
Emmett Gulley

Paul Derbyshire aka Seamus McRae

AUK Mascot

(vote for one)
Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

Col Jake. 

Office of Darth Bawl

(vote for one)
Emmett Gulley

Greg Hall (incumbent)

Office of Village Idiot

(vote for one)
Argue Kate

Emmett Gulley
Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall (incumbent)

Ministry of Circle Jerks

(vote for one)
The Goatfucker Kookfarm of alt.slack goathead
The 4 Stooges: Emmett Gulley, Greg Hall, %AssWurm, Janithor (incumbent)


Office of Kooki Information Minister

(vote for one)
Richard S. Bullis aka St00pid
Agamemnon (incumbent)

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