Saturday, June 30, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on July 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 
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Bobo Award

(vote yes or no)
Andrew 'Double Doctor' Chung


(vote yes or no)
Tor Phoenix

Clueless Newbie of the Month

(vote for one)
Ras Mikaere Enoch 'Eunuch' McCarty

Phaux Phoenix
neither of the above

Coward of the Month

(vote for one)
Bozo De Niro of ACS

Gulley Frogger 81
neither of the above 

Looney Maroon Award

(vote yes or no)
Tor Phoenix

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(vote yes or no)
Alien the Anonymous Pussy

Busted Urinal Award

(vote yes or no)
Dave TV aka Patrick Michael Sullivan

Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award

(vote yes or no)
Steve Crook

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