Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012


Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 
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Kook of the Month

(vote yes or no)
Paul Derbyshire, posting as Kensi and Nadegda. 

Coward of the Month

(vote yes or no)
Albatross. 

Looney Maroon Award

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire. 

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  

Palmjob Paddle

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.

Balsa Gavel

(vote yes or no)
William Melchert-Dinkel.  

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

(vote yes or no)
Albatross.  

Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award

(vote for one)
[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy. 
Albatross. 
neither of the above

Busted Urinal Award
(vote yes or no)
[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy.  


Goofy Azzed Babboon

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire. 

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

(vote yes or no)
Alexander "Dink" Cain. 

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.  

Global Village Pump Award

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire. 

Ministry of Circle Jerks

(vote for one)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy.  

The 4 Stooges (incumbent) Greg Hall, Emmett Gulley, %, and Janithor

Hammer of Thor

(vote yes or no)
Steve Crook. 





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