Monday, July 9, 2012

Winners! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2012

The time has come to once again announce the winners, and "loosers" of the alt.usenet.kooks Usenet Kook Awards for June, 2012.  Colonel Jake has kindly consented to provide the music for the processional.

Battle Without Honor, or Humanity March:
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/

Without further ado:

BOBO AWARD

The winner is...DOUBLE DOCTOR ANDREW CHUNG!

12 votes...yes
04 votes...no

Congratulations, Andy!  Hunger is good!  Until someone dies from following quack advice from the likes of you.  What would Jesus say?

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is...NO WINNER!

15 votes...yes for [Tard] Phoenix
01 votes...no

Did you really suppose, lame sock, that you could win this award twice?  Probably.
How many petards were hoisted on your "fishing trip"?

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is...PHAUX PHOENIX!

10 votes...Phaux Phoenix
06 votes...Eunuch McCarty
01 votes...neither of the above

Congratulations, lame socky!  You have truly earned this award.  More clueless than Ras!  That has to hurt.

COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is...EMMETT GULLEY 81!

10 votes...Emmett Gulley 81
03 votes...neither of the above
02 votes...Bozo De Niro of ACS

Congratulations, Gulley frogger!  How pathetic is it to frog a Remorseless Child-stalking pissbum?  Only a KotM winner would know the answer to that.

LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is...MITTENS THE ANON-Y-PUSSY AKA [TARD PHOENIX]

16 votes...yes
01 votes...no

Congratulations, petard hoister!  I hope the concussion administered by Ratz doesn't affect your financial acumen!

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD

The winner is...MITTENS THE ANON-Y-PUSSY AKA [TARD PHOENIX]

15 votes...yes
00 votes...no

It's unanimous, socky!  Even Bartlo was smarter, and even Rusty Tavek would not take you into his stable of kooks.

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is...DAVE TV AKA PATTY SULLIVAN!

15 votes...yes
00 votes...no

Janithor, report for duty!  Cleanup in AUK!  Patty has soiled himself once again!

GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD

The winner is...STEVE CROOK OF MIXMIN!

18votes...yes
00 votes no

Congratulations, Steve, for not only making Usenet a better place, but also managing to strike a balance between personal privacy and free speech.  Kudos!

Twenty valid ballots were received.  Until next time...

Colonel Jake, if you will have The Velvet Knights fire up the bagpipes for the recessional?

http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/


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