Friday, August 17, 2012

NEW AWARD!

The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award

Reserved for those kooks who, despite enduring multiple spanks,
insist upon declaring VICTOLLY! after each and every spank.
The special prize for this award is a 3" figurine adorned with a
tinfoil dunce cap, and a sign hanging around its neck reading,
"I am WINNING! For fuck's sake!"

As [T*rd] Penix is in the Galactic Killfile, I, as FNVW hereby
declare [T*rd] Penix the inaugural winner of this award, for fuck's
sake.

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