Friday, August 31, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2012

In honour of the US Labour Day holiday, I am posting the ballot early.

Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 
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Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin

(Vote for one)Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and His Barmy Army.
The Socky Brigade. 
Albatross and Emmett Gulley.
Raymond "Dances with Sockpuppets" Karczewski. 
Hagar.
none of the above

Kook of the Month

(vote yes or no)
Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s"    

Coward of the Month

(vote for one) 
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s" 
neither of the above

Looney Maroon Award

(vote yes or no) 
Patrick Michael "Paddywhacko" Sullivan aka Dave TV 

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(vote yes or no) 
Karen Gordon aka Spambuster aka "Çons@minority#s" .  

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award

(vote yes or no)

Yehiel Porat. 
 

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

(vote yes or no) 
CastAlone aka Murphy aka Phlat Arse aka Flash®  


Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart                                                              

(vote yes or no)  
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.

Busted Urinal Award

(vote yes or no)  
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire. 

Goofy Azzed Babboon

(vote yes or no) 
Yehiel Porat.  

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

(vote yes or no) 
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire  

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

(vote yes or no)

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbys
hire and His Barmy Army, trained by Account Banned and Johnny Dolla
r

Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award

(vote for one)  
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
Steve Bonine.
none of the above

The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
(vote for one) 
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.

Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty
Emmett Gulley
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
MMFC ScatBoi
David "Yads" Yadallee
none of the above

* All candidates placed on ballot by Executive Decision.
* Going forward nominations will be accepted for this
*Lifetime Achievement award.  Think of it as a Super Pickett,
*but not quite a Custer.

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