Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award

  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 

NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:

It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"

If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be found here for AUK awards:

http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here: 

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html

Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

Let the voting begin!

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Kook of the Month

(vote for one)
Gordon Radavich aka Revd

Bob Milby, Jr aka Patriot Games

neither of the above

Clueless Newbie of the Month

(vote yes or no)
Beavis

Coward of the Month

(vote for one)
Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

Bob & Carole
neither of the above

Looney Maroon Award

(vote yes or no) 
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award

(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(vote yes or no)

(Checkmate's ROT 1337 troll)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award

(vote yes or no)

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

(vote yes or no) 
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Busted Urinal Award

(vote yes or no)
DP

Unabomber Surprise

(vote yes or no)

[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

(vote yes or no)

[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisiomism

(vote yes or no)

[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award

(vote yes or no)

[Tard] Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, trained by shiny kachina

AUK Mascot

(vote for one)
Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

Emmett Gulley (incumbent)

The Charlie Sheen Memorial "WINNING" Award *
(vote for one) 

Operation Wetback aka Ras Eunuch McCarty

Greg "Greegor" Hanson

MMFC ScatBoi

David "Yads" Yadallee

Goron Radavitch aka Revd

none of the above

* All candidates placed on ballot by Executive Decision.

* Going forward nominations will be accepted for this

*Lifetime Achievement award.  Think of it as a Super Pickett,

*but not quite a Custer

Ministry of Circle Jerks

(vote for one) 

UTB Sock Drawer

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tard] Phoenix (incumbents)

AFA-B Awards In Exile

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

AFA-B Tinfoil Star

(vote yes or no)
Steve "Bowtie" "Rasta Khan" Young

Cleopatra Award

(vote yes or no)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award

(vote yes or no)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

Green Lantern Award

(vote yes or no)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

Sir Robin Award

(vote yes or no)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW.  

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