Friday, November 2, 2012

Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2012 Usenet Kook awards. 
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, 
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's 
discretion if: 

  * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
  * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
  * you attempt to vote twice
  * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
  * you vote for or against yourself
  * you vote in a thread other than this one
  * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
  * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
  * you have officially been declared non-existent 
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
00:01 GMT on October 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*. 

NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:

It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"

If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be found here for AUK awards:

Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:

Let the voting begin!
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Kook of the Month

(Vote yes or no)
Heinrich aka Heiney

Looney Maroon Award

(Vote yes or no)
Heinrich aka Heiney

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)
[Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW

Palmjob Paddle

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart

Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

Bob Milby aka Patriot Games

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