Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Winners! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

Welcome to the alt.usenet.kooks Usenet Kook Awards for October 2012.
Colonel Jake has again kindly consented to provide the music for the
processional.

Battle Without Honor, or Humanity March:
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/


Kook of the Month

The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!

14 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Heiney!  It's unanimous!  Can you goosestep while giving your acceptance speech?

Looney Maroon Award

The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!

13 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations once again, Heiney!  Let's hear a Sieg Heil from you and the Albanian War Criminal! Here's an inspirational film for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-p4VW3oiU

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

(Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)

The winner is...[TARD] OKIE AKA PHAKE PHOENIX!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, [Tard] Okie!  Another unanimous decision!  You swallowed the hook, threw yourself into the boat, and gutted yourself!  Two months in a row, FFS! 

Palmjob Paddle


The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Paul...erm, Kensi...erm, NadegdaAndyTwisted, etc!  FFS, will you ever stop spanking yourselves? (rhetorical question)



Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart


The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Well, Paul, what can I say?  You are the Usenet equivalent of the Energizer Bunny, winning and winning and winning...


Order of the Holey Sockpuppet


The winner is...BOB MILBY AND HIS SOCK ARMY!

12 votes...Yes
00 votes...No

Congratulations, Bob!  You and Paul are obviously honors graduates of Earl Curley University. 


Eighteen ballots were received, 15 ballots were *cough*  *cough* deemed
valid.  Many thanks to all who took the time to participate.  Until
next time...

Colonel Jake, if you will have The Velvet Knights fire up the bagpipes
for the recessional?

http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/

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