Award Winners 1994 -2012


Infrequent Awards

Kook of the Millennium
Kook of the Century
Kook of the Decade
Kook of the Year
Rookie Kook of the Year
Coward of the Year
Earl Gordon Curley Memorial Nebuchadnezzar
Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year
Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award

Monthly Awards

Kook of the Month
Clueless Newbie of the Month
Golden Killfile
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
Looney Maroon Award
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
Palmjob Paddle
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
Coward of the Month
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award

Lifetime Achievement Awards

Bobo Award
John Martin Grubor Memorial Award [retired]
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Douglas E. Mackall Memorial Mace [retired]
Jar Jar Binks Award [retired]
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Goofy Azzed Babboon
Balsa Gavel
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award

Christmas Awards

Fr00tcake
Bag of Coal

Unclassifiable Awards

Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Tinfoil Sombrero
Unique Awards

Awards for Merit

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
Hammer of Thor
Diamond Hammer of Thor
Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award
Jim Nitchals Memorial "Internet Samaritan" Award
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Kook of the Millennium

2000Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann

Kook of the Century

1999Earl Gordon Curley (deceased)
John Martin "Goober" Grubor

Kook of the Decade

1999John Martin "Goober" Grubor
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness

2000-2009Pamela K Russell


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Kook of the Year

2002Pete "Peat" Stapleton
2003Raymond Ronald Karczewski
2004Alexa Cameron
2005Pamela K "sPamela" Russell
2006Pamela K Russell
2007Raymond Ronald Karczewski
2008Douglas Grant
2011Emmett Gulley

Rookie Kook of the Year

1997Bruce Daniel Kettler
1998Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
1999Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
2000Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
2001Vegas Luna
2002Pete "Peat" Stapleton
2003Viv "Fucknozzle Jr" Eshwar
2004Alexa Cameron
2005Richard M Scoville

2006Andrew B. Chung
2007Bill Hughes
2008Gunner Asch
2009Not awarded
2011Not awarded
2012
2013
2014
2015

Coward of the Year

2004Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
2005Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo
2006Andrew B. Chung
2007Andrew B. Chung
2008Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght

Clueless Newbie of the Year
2006MCP of soc.men
2007
2008

Big-8 Management Board
Jeff Relf

Earl Gordon Curley Memorial Nebuchadnezzar

2000Edmond Heinz Wollmann
2001John P "Sollog" Ennis

Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year

2005
2006
2007
2008
www.freespeechstore.com
http://www.heartmdphd.com (Andrew B. Chung)
http://skywriter.diaryland.com [Chuck Lysaght's Blaaaargh]
arkenterprises.com (Raymond Karczewski's site)

Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award

2006
2008
2009
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
Ken Pangborn
Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark

Monthly Awards

Kook of the Month

Kook of the Month, 1994
AprilMark "Mensabot" Line
MayAndrew Walcott "Crazy Andy" Beckwith
JuneDoctress Neutopia
JulyJoe Baptista
AugustLudwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
SeptemberBruce M. Lloyd
OctoberJason Kodish
NovemberBob Allisat
Kook of the Month, 1995
JanuaryJoan L. "Joany Pony" Brewer
FebruaryKoos Nolst "Ron's Inspector" Trenite (bailed)
MarchPierre Savoie
AprilKen Sandberg
JuneJay "Jai Maharaj" "Fucknozzle" Stevens
JulyJohn Turmel
AugustHelena Kobrin
SeptemberJohn Lauzon
Albert Silverman
OctoberEarl Gordon Curley (deceased)
NovemberJohn Martin "Goober" Grubor
DecemberPeter Nathan Haas
Kook of the Month, 1996
JanuaryColin James III
FebruaryStephen "Speedbump" Boursy (deceased)
MarchJames Ogle
AprilDon "Kool" MacDonald
MayDmitri Vulis
JuneAri "Lotus" Lindemann
AugustMatt Giwer
NovemberRichard "Eliyehowah" Schiller
Kook of the Month, 1997
JanuaryStanley Broskey
MayBruce Daniel Kettler
JuneAdam Weishaupt IX
JulyBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
AugustThomas K. Odell
OctoberJeffery Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt
DecemberTim "Skidmark" Brown
Kook of the Month, 1998
JanuaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MarchDave Tholen
MayMike Vandeman
JuneJohn P. "Sollog" Ennis
JulyCeleste
AugustJim Collier
Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (asylum)
SeptemberTerry Ortman
NovemberKarl Denninger
DecemberDouglas "Doogie" Grant
Kook of the Month, 1999
AprilRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
MayTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
JuneTOR
JulyRomath
AugustDave "Joe1orbit"
SeptemberBert Hoff
OctoberErik "Erik Mouse" McDarby
NovemberMartin J. Hannigan
DecemberAaron R. "Kookla" Kulkis
Kook of the Month, 2000
JanuaryUsenet Y2K Paranoids
FebruaryGordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker
MarchLester Chow
AprilMarsRules
MayJason "Flagship1" "Fraudship1" Bisbing
JuneRaymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed)
JulyHumanitas
AugustEmmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
SeptemberKenneth Pangborn
OctoberDore Williamson
NovemberNeal
DecemberEdvin Augusts
Kook of the Month, 2001
JanuaryChive Mynde
FebruaryPZ Myers
MarchTony Sidaway
AprilWalter Kent Prescott
MayVegas Luna
JuneHugh Jeffcoat
JulyJoe Bruno
AugustClannish Warlords of Soc.Culture.Scottish
Dave "BigNetBuy"
Jean-Paul Turcaud
Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter
Kook of the Month, 2002
SeptemberLisa Agnes Gardner
OctoberPete "Peat" Stapleton
NovemberJerry M. "Richard X. Frager" "Art Wholeflaffer" Kolnick
DecemberDale "Average Joe" Kelly
Kook of the Month, 2003
JanuarySoc.Men
FebruaryLynne "HoofPrints" Lyons
MarchRobert E. McElwaine
AprilScott Bradbury
MayBarbara Schwarz
JuneMichael Sean "EQ" Worley
JulySteve Chaney
AugustViv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar
SeptemberChuck "Chuckles The Clown" Lysaght
OctoberDean Humphries
NovemberTwonky
DecemberPietro Sommavilla
Kook of the Month, 2004
JanuaryScott A. Gilbert
FebruaryJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
MarchRick Sobie
AprilUni/ArtistMike
MayAlexa Cameron
JuneCharles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne
JulyRussell B. Waters
AugustStephen P "Varnisher" Vanier
SeptemberPamela K Russell
OctoberGeorge Hammond
NovemberTrollzilla, alias The Sniggler
DecemberMatthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Kook of the Month, 2005
JanuaryWill Dockery
FebruaryHerc
MarchSylvia Sullivan
AprilLinda Gore
MayAzure
JuneSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
JulyEd "Brain of Coal" Conrad
AugustGerald Newton
SeptemberBrad Guth
OctoberTom Bishop
NovemberVito "Frito" Kuhn
DecemberRichard M Scoville
Kook of the Month, 2006
JanuaryCatherine Burr
FebruaryHonest John
MarchViking of soc.men 
AprilSaucerheads of alt.astronomy 
MayDaniel Joseph Min
JuneDr. Andrew B Chung
JulyNo Ballot
AugustDaryl Hunt
SeptemberDustin Cook
OctoberTim Bolen
NovemberRobert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
DecemberAntonio "Jabriol" Santana
Kook of the Month, 2007
JanuaryPorchMonkey4Life
FebruaryWarhol
March "Miguel" (pardoned)
AprilNightbat of alt.astronomy
MayTom Potter
JuneMichael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
JulyNunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
AugustBill Hughes
SeptemberLady Motown
OctoberZanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
NovemberJohn Wentzky
DecemberDuke the American-American
Kook of the Month, 2008
JanuaryJeff Relf
FebruaryGeorge Dance
MarchHagar
AprilBobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
MayErnie Primeau
JuneJamie "Lamie" Baillie
JulyAgamemnon of rec.arts.drwho 
AugustThe Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
SeptemberGunner Asch
OctoberAlan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
NovemberCaptain Neal AKA Greg Hall
DecemberScott Abraham
Kook of the Month, 2009
January Carole of aus.politics and misc.health.alternative
February No Ballot
March
April
May
No Ballot
Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" 
NO AWARDS 2010 - 2011

Kook of the Month, 2012
January% squiggle teh AssWorm
FebruaryAlien the Anonymous Coward
MarchGreg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson
AprilRas Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch, aka Operation Wetback
MayMMFC I Punce
JuneNo Winner
JulyPaul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire
August
September
October
November
December

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Clueless Newbie of the Month

Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1994
OctoberMatthew Buchanan
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1995
JanuaryVideoSan
FebruaryTimothy Jones
MarchNg K. Fong
AprilBradley Dean
JuneJames Ralton
SeptemberCarl Bittner
Schreck
DecemberDavid Rosner
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1996
MayMarge Krick
JuneDave Hoogenberg
AugustNathan Bridges
Graham Bullers
Raa
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1997
May
October
Donald Pedder
Jeffery Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1998
JanuaryDavid Hunt
MarchJames Driscoll
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MayAaron "Grape Boy" Welch
JulyTOR
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 1999
AprilRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
MayManny
JulyBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
AugustJerry Brenner
SeptemberJaue
OctoberKeith "Scrappy" Carrot
NovemberChris Caputo
DecemberPeter Joseph "Pissboy" LaPrade
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2000
JanuaryAaron R. "Kookla" Kulkis
FebruaryBjorg
AprilStiff Me Not
MayMr. Bean_18
JuneAvraham Leibovitch
JulyVinny
OctoberBad Andy
NovemberCock Rocket
DecemberDavid "Lurker Below" Loewe
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2001
JanuaryEdvin Augusts
FebruaryWalter Kent Prescott
AprilAlex Cain
MayDaniel Joseph Min
JuneJacek
JulyBrandon Hex
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2002
OctoberJ William Dell
NovemberLisa Agnes Gardner
DecemberTHE Cast Iron "Rusty" Bitch
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2003
January"Big Tu Tu"
FebruaryDave Tholen
MarchSoc.Men
JuneMichael Sean "EQ" Worley
JulyAnita Karczewski
Sunny
AugustViv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar
SeptemberTom @ alt.test
OctoberBiff Mullins
NovemberPietro Sommavilla
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2004
JanuaryJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
FebruaryRocketman
MarchDerailDude
AprilRussell B. "Rusty" "kittlesthekat" Waters
MayUni/ArtistMike
JuneAlexa Cameron
AugustCharles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne
SeptemberYing Guo the non-existent
OctoberRazzor3k
NovemberKenneth R Pangborn
DecemberDavid Voisine
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2005
JanuaryHenrietta K Thomas
FebruaryNicky "Omniman" Scalia
MarchWill Dockery
AprilVito Kuhn
MaySuN Tsu
JulyMark Ferguson
AugustSylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
SeptemberSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
OctoberRichard M Scoville
NovemberTom Bishop
DecemberHeidi Graw
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2006
JanuaryLynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
FebruaryHonest John
MarchViking of soc.men
AprilL.W.(Bill) Hughes III 
MayJamie "Lamie" Baillie
JuneMCP of soc.men
JulyNo ballot
AugustDaryl Hunt
SeptemberJill of soc.men
OctoberCandidate (KRP) Disqualified
NovemberKathy Mosesian
DecemberAzure
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2007
JanuaryPainius of alt.astronomy
FebruaryPorchMonkey4Life
MarchBrad Guth
AprilGerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
May
June
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Hagar
JulyAngela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
AugustBill AKA Respondant
SeptemberPamela Russell
OctoberChief Thracian
NovemberThe Big-8 Management Board
DecemberDuke the American-American
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2008
JanuaryIlya Shambat and the Shambat Household
FebruaryGeorge Dance and Jeff Relf (tie)
MarchAlan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
AprilBobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
MayJonathan Herr
June


July
Maxwell

David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
Augustpla of alt.rhode_island 
SeptemberSteve Carroll
OctoberGitRDunn
NovemberBozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup
December
Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2009
JanuaryCaptain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark
February
March

NO ONE of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality
April
MaySeamus MacRae



No Awards 2010- 2011

Clueless Newbie of the Month, 2012
January

Janithor
% squiggle teh AssWorm
FebruaryGreg "ipv6 virgin" Hall
MayAlexander Bartolich (Deceased)
June[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy


July
August
September
October
November
December

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Golden Killfile

Golden Killfile, 1995
JuneRick "Woody" Sherwood
SeptemberAlbert Silverman
Golden Killfile, 1996
AprilJames Ogle
MayJay "Jai Maharaj" "Fucknozzle" Stevens
JuneTed Holden
AugustLudwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
Golden Killfile, 1997
OctoberS.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned)
DecemberBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
Golden Killfile, 1998
AugustTim "Skidmark" Brown
SeptemberAndrea Chen
Golden Killfile, 1999
JulyRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
SeptemberHell Flame Wars (deceased)
OctoberSheercon
NovemberMichael Newton & Kenneth Pangborn
Golden Killfile, 2000
FebruaryKing "King Wanker" Stormtrooper
AprilMarsRules
OctoberMartin J. Hannigan
Golden Killfile, 2001
JanuaryShut-Up
MarchTony Sidaway
JuneAlt.Snuh
AugustTim "Cock Rocket" Ness
Golden Killfile, 2002
SeptemberRaymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed)
NovemberAndrew Walcott "Crazy Andy" Beckwith
DecemberEmmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
THE Cast Iron "Rusty" Bitch
Golden Killfile, 2003
JanuaryHenrietta K. Thomas
FebruaryBig Tu Tu
MarchSky King
MayBarbara Schwarz
JuneDerek "Mister X" Lawrence
JulyBrandon "Brandy" Hex
AugustRussell B. "Rusty" "kittlesthekat" Waters
Golden Killfile, 2004
AprilCharles "Zero" Nemo
Tom Bishop
MayAlexa Cameron
JuneAll Anonymous Remailers
Joseph Bartlo
JulyLynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
Alan Palmer
SeptemberYing Guo the non-existent
OctoberJohnny Wizard
NovemberTrollzilla, alias The Sniggler
DecemberMatthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Golden Killfile, 2005
JanuaryAlex "Dink" Cain & Will Dockery
FebruaryCharles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne
AprilAntonio L "Jabriol" Santana
MaySteve "Fly Cooter" Young
JuneRobert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Augustalt.flame.niggers
SeptemberSylvia Sullivan
OctoberGordon Radavich
NovemberScott Lifshine
Decemberbabaloo you too
Golden Killfile, 2006
JanuaryProfesseur "TwoShits" von TwoSteps
FebruaryMichael Baldwin Bruce
MarchGoogle Groups 
AprilHipCrime
MayHonest John
JuneNo Winner, No Nomination
AugustMark Morgan, alias "an old friend"
SeptemberNot Awarded
Octoberalt.religion.islam flamewar participants
NovemberAndrew Chung
DecemberSteve Perkoff
Golden Killfile, 2007
JanuaryMI5Victim
February
March
PorchMonkey4Life
Matt Giwer
AprilRhonda Lea Kirk
MaySam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior"
June
July
Robert E. McElwaine
David Tholen
AugustBloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
SeptemberNot presented
OctoberNot presented
NovemberNot presented
DecemberDaniel Joseph Min
Golden Killfile, 2008
JanuaryNot presented
February
March
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
AprilNot presented
MayJeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
June
July
gregvk
Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
AugustTim Bruening
SeptemberTim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne
OctoberMark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy
NovemberNot presented
DecemberDouglas "Doogie" Grant and Sam Vaknin (tie)
Golden Killfile, 2009
January
February
March
Not presented
No Ballot
Not presented
AprilNo Ballot
May% (persent@gmail.com) aka squiggle teh AssWorm
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Golden Killfile, 2012
January

Ras Michael Enoch  (aka Michael McCarty)
fasgnadh
MarchAlien the Anonymous Coward
April
MayDave TV aka Patrick Michael Sullivan
June
August
September
October
November
December

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Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award

Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 1996
MayThe USA Parliament
AugustTom Holiday
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 1997
DecemberLudwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 1998
JanuaryJohn P. Boatwright
The Coalition (deceased)
JuneAlbert Silverman
AugustDiana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (asylum)
SeptemberAndrea Chen
NovemberMichael Newton
DecemberJerry Newport
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 1999
JanuaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
JulyEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
AugustBruce Daniel Kettler
SeptemberRobert E. McElwaine
Alexander Abian (deceased)
NovemberOlavi Noronen
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2000
AprilCraig Clark
MayJason "Flagship1" "Fraudship1" Bisbing
AugustJean-Paul Turcaud
SeptemberGuy Harel
OctoberDore Williamson
DecemberNick Kaffes
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2001
JanuaryJohn P. "Sollog" Ennis
MayVegas Luna
JuneRaymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed)
JulyGene Ray
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2002
SeptemberApollo Moon Landing Hoax Theorists
OctoberJ William Dell
NovemberDaniel Joseph Min
DecemberIntegrated Astrological Guide To Self-Empowerment
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2003
JanuarySoc.Men
FebruaryDM
MarchSky King & Texas A&M
AprilJames Harris
MayGiant Attitude
AugustPrinciple of Planetary Rotation
NovemberWollmann's Dinosaur/Gravity Theory
DecemberGrizzly Antagonist
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2004
FebruaryRick Sobie
AprilAlexa Cameron
JuneBob of soc.men
George Hammond
Ray Murphy
JulyBrian "Yoda" Sterling
Rudolf X
AugustCharles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne
SeptemberRichard C "Hoaxland" Hoagland
NovemberAlexa Cameron
DecemberJack Sarfatti
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2005
FebruaryZetasum
MarchPamela K Russell
AprilJerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe
MayBrad Guth
JuneAlexa Cameron
JulyEd "Brain of Coal" Conrad
AugustKansas Board of Education
Septembernightbat
OctoberBrad Guth
NovemberWarhol
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2006
JanuaryBill Sheppard
FebruaryArchimedes Plutonium
MarchAlexa Cameron
AprilMatt Giwer
Maytomcat
JuneDr. Andrew B Chung
JulyNo Ballot
AugustPamela K Russell
September"Dr" Avenger, J. Taylor, Don Findlay
October
November
December
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Ernie Primeau
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2007
JanuaryPaine Ellsworth AKA Painus of alt.astronomy
FebruaryAndrew B. Chung 
MarchJeff Relf
AprilTom Potter
May
June
July

The Anti-Relativists of sci.physics
Nightbat of alt.astronomy
Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius of alt.astronomy and
Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
August

September



"Singing Starving Stomach" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung

The Real Theory of Relativity is being suppressed" by Double-A and "The 911 Twin Towers Hologram" by Raymond Karczewski (tie)

October
November
Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
Not presented
December
"Humans butchered dinosaurs before they were mummified" by Lin Liangtai
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2008
JanuaryNot presented
FebruaryNot presented
March
Space Magnetism" by Bill "Oldcoot" Sheppard and
 "The unified force as algebraic middle between all four
  fundamental ones" by "Flowing  Dedanoe Unlishnidaos (tie)
April"Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
May
June
July
"Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
Photon Degradation" by Double-A
Not presented
August
September


"Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
"Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

October
November
Not presented
Not presented
DecemberNot presented
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2009
January
"Presciption drugs are the 4th leading cause of death" by Carole of  aus.politics and misc.health.alternative
FebruaryNo Ballot
MarchNot presented
AprilNo Ballot
MayNot presented


No Awards 2010 - 2011

Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, 2012
JanuaryEmmett Gulley for his bizarre explanation of humidity
FebruaryDavid "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee
March
April
MayRichard S Bullis for his theories of a '1kW unamplified CB radio
that wipes out all communications in a 30 mile radius' yet escapes
any FCC scrutiny, and 'advanced military radio signal reception'.
August
November
December

Looney Maroon Award [unretired]

Looney Maroon Award, 1997
JuneInternet Email Marketing Council (deceased)
S.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned)
JulyBill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness
AugustSanford "Spamford" Wallace
SeptemberSanford "Spamford" Wallace
OctoberDavid "Terri 'Ticklebitch' DiSisto" D'Amato (jailed)
NovemberLudwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
DecemberBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
Tim "Skidmark" Brown
Looney Maroon Award, 1998
JanuaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Jerry M. "Richard X. Frager" "Art Wholeflaffer" Kolnick
FebruaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MarchWayne McGuire
AprilTheR0Bobby
MayBruce Daniel Kettler
JuneBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
JulyAaron "Grape Boy" Welch
AugustEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
SeptemberTim "Skidmark" Brown
OctoberEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
NovemberEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
DecemberTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
Looney Maroon Award, 1999
JanuaryVictor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron
FebruaryTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron
Bralph
LVScott
MarchJeffrey Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt
AprilRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
MayRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
JuneRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
JulyEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
AugustRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
SeptemberDouglas "Doogie" Grant
OctoberDave "Joe1orbit" & The Orbiteers
NovemberMartin J. Hannigan
DecemberErik "Erik Mouse" McDarby
Looney Maroon Award, 2000
JanuaryMartin J. Hannigan
FebruaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MarchMissouri FreeNet
AprilMarsRules
MayFlagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal
JuneVinny
JulyMarsRules
AugustFuckhead Slayer
SeptemberFlagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal
OctoberFlagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal
NovemberEmmett Earl Gulley (bailed)
DecemberEmmett Earl Gulley (bailed)
Looney Maroon Award, 2001
JanuaryEdvin Augusts
FebruaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MarchStiff Me Not
AprilDouglas "Doogie" Grant
MayRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Flux
Walter Kent Prescott
JuneRaymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed)
JulyRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
AugustJean-Paul Turcaud
Looney Maroon Award, 2005
SeptemberSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
Looney Maroon Award, 2006
JanuarySylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan
FebruaryChuck Lysaght, a.k.a. "Death Tour Lies-Sack"
MarchRasta Khan 
AprilDean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" 
MaySoc.Men
JuneDr. Andrew B Chung
JulyNo Ballot
AugustDr. Andrew B Chung
SeptemberAlan Jones
OctoberAndre Lieven
NovemberPamela Russell
DecemberPamela Russell
Looney Maroon Award, 2007
JanuaryAndrew Chung
Februarynightbat of alt.astronomy
MarchSteve "Wonderbra" Chaney
AprilGerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
MayBrad Guth
JuneTom Potter
JulyNightbat of alt.astronomy
AugustDr. Andrew B. Chung
SeptemberAlexa Cameron
OctoberNot presented
NovemberRush Limbaugh
DecemberBill Hughes
Looney Maroon Award, 2008
JanuaryJerry Stuckle
FebruaryGerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
MarchUsenet Freedom Fighters
AprilNot presented
MayMatthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
JuneJamie "Lamie" Baillie
JulyNot presented
AugustAgamemnon of rec.arts.drwho and Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (tie) 
SeptemberRaymond Karczewski 
OctoberCharles Lysaght & his "blargh", and Gunner Asch (tie)
NovemberNot presented
DecemberDavid Icke
Looney Maroon Award, 2009
MarchJan Drew
No Awards 2010- 2011

Looney Maroon Award, 2012
JanuaryEmmett Gulley
FebruaryGreg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson
MarchThe Casey Anthony Facebook Defenders
AprilBucky Breeder
MayAlexander Bartolich
June[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy
JulyPaul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire
August
September
October
November
December
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Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1997
OctoberS.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned)
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1998
AugustTOR
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1999
FebruaryBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
JulyRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2000
DecemberEmmett Earl Gulley (bailed)
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2001
JuneRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2004
DecemberMatthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2005
FebruaryBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
AprilChuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght
MayDavid Tholen
JuneSteve "BowTie" Young
JulySylvia "PSCREECHING PSYLVIA" Sullivan
Augustsoc.men
SeptemberSylvia Sullivan
OctoberJayne Kulikauskas
NovemberVito "Frito" Kuhn
DecemberProfesseur von Twosteps
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2006
JanuaryMatthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
Pamela K "Spamela" Russell
MarchProfesseur Von TwoSteps
AprilPamela K Russell 
MayJoey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
JuneRaymond R Karczewski
August
October
November
December
Richard M Scoville
CONNOR_A
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2007
January
February
Andrew B. Chung
VITO KUHN & THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD
March
April
Andrew B."Double-Doctor" Chung
Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
MayNot presented
JuneHonest John AKA Clockbrain
JulyDavid Tholen
AugustNot presented
SeptemberAlexa Cameron
OctoberNot presented
NovemberRush Limbaugh
DecemberDuke the American-American
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2008
January
February
Not presented
Not presented
March
April
The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
Not presented
MayNot presented
JuneNot presented
JulyJamie "Lamie" Baillie
AugustNot presented
SeptemberCaptain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
OctoberNot presented
NovemberAlan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
DecemberNot presented
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2009
JanuaryCaptain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark

No Awards 2010 - 2011

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2012
January
February
Not Presented
Dave Yadallee, Ignis Fatuus, and Respondant "Bill"
March
April
Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson

MayRas Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

[top]

Palmjob Paddle

Palmjob Paddle, 1999
JulyBill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer
Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
AugustRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
Richbull.Com (deceased)
SeptemberRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
OctoberMaryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe
NovemberTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
Palmjob Paddle, 2000
JanuaryRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
MayDiana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis
SeptemberAlt.Hackers.Malicious
OctoberMartin J. Hannigan
Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
NovemberEmmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
DecemberEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Palmjob Paddle, 2001
JanuaryAlex Cain
FebruaryVinny
MayEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Palmjob Paddle, 2004
JulyGeorge Hammond
AugustRussell B Waters
SeptemberPamela K Russell
OctoberLynne "Goofprints" Lyons
NovemberRussell B Waters
DecemberRussell B Waters
Palmjob Paddle, 2005
FebruaryHerc
JulyMark Ferguson
SeptemberSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
OctoberNunya Bidness
NovemberPamela K "sPamela" Russell
DecemberNunya Bidness
Palmjob Paddle, 2006
JanuaryRichard M "Freespeechstore" Scoville
FebruaryTom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
MarchRasta Khan 
MayViking of soc.men 
AugustRichard M Scoville
SeptemberDaryl Hunt
October
November
December
Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
Martha Vandella
Tom Bishop
Palmjob Paddle, 2007
January
February
PorchMonkey4Life
The Big-8 Management Board 
March
April
May
June
July
 "Miguel"
PorchMonkey4Life
NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
Not presented
August
September
Raymond Karczewski
David Tholen
OctoberJim Riley
NovemberThe Big-8 Management Board
DecemberJamie "Lamie" Baillie
Palmjob Paddle, 2008
January
February
March
April
May
June
Not presented
Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals
Hagar
Not presented
Not presented
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
July
August
Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
SeptemberCaptain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
OctoberGitRDunn
NovemberNot presented
DecemberScott Abraham
Palmjob Paddle, 2009
January
February
March
April
May
Not presented
No Ballot
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton
No Ballot
Not presented
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Palmjob Paddle, 2012
January
February
Emmett Gulley
Alien the Anonymous Coward
MarchDavid 'Yads' Yadallee
JulyPaul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire
October
November
December
[top]

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 1999
JulyBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
AugustRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
OctoberLudwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
DecemberMartin J. Hannigan
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2000
JanuaryRichard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
AprilBill Gates
MayDiana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis
JuneAlt.Hackers.Malicious
SeptemberTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
OctoberTim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne
NovemberEmmett Earl Gulley (bailed)
DecemberMaryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2001
FebruaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MarchEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
MayEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2004
JuneLynne "Goofprints" Lyons
AugustGordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker
SeptemberPamela K Russell
OctoberStrider
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2005
FebruaryHerc
Marchjet
MaySteve "BowTie" Young
JulyVito "Frito Kuhntroll" Kuhn
AugustSylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan
SeptemberSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
OctoberRichard M Scoville
NovemberTom Bishop
DecemberChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2006
JanuaryCatherine Burr
FebruaryRaymond R Karczewski
MarchMARC WIGLE
MayNo Nominations, No Winner
JuneDaryl Hunt
AugustThe "Outer Filth" 'Trio'
SeptemberRichard M. Scoville
OctoberAndre Lieven
NovemberAlan Jones
DecemberAntonio "Jabriol" Santana
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2007
January
February
Andrew B. Chung
Double-A
March
April
 "Miguel"
Barbara Schwarz
May
June
Ed Conrad
Honest John AKA Clockbrain
JulyDavid Tholen
AugustJean-Paul Turcaud
SeptemberRaymond Karczewski
OctoberBill Hughes
NovemberNot presented
DecemberAlexa Cameron
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2008
January
February
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
March
April
Usenet Freedom Fighters
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
May
June
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
JulyAgamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
AugustBucky Breeder
SeptemberGerald Newton
OctoberCharles Lysaght
NovemberNot presented
DecemberCaptain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2009
January
February
March
April
May
Not presented
No Ballot
RAY MARTINEZ
No Ballot
Not presented
No Awards 2010 - 2011
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, 2012
January
February
Emmett Gulley
Archimedes Plutonium
MarchGreg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson
AprilKent Wills
JulyAlbatross
August
September
October
November
December
[top]

Coward of the Month

Coward of the Month, 1999
SeptemberAnonymous Asshole
OctoberMaryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe
NovemberKaptain Kook
Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby
Coward of the Month, 2000
JanuaryDavid "Terri 'Ticklebitch' DiSisto" D'Amato (jailed)
FebruaryDave "Joe1orbit"
AprilStiff Me Not
SeptemberRay "Monkeyboy" Dixon
OctoberBrad L. "Bard" Jesness
Martin J. Hannigan
NovemberFlagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal
DecemberEmmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
Coward of the Month, 2001
JanuaryEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Stiff Me Not
FebruaryRichard "Richard the St00pid" Bullis
AprilAlex Cain
MayBruce Daniel Kettler
Coward of the Month, 2004
MarchJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
AprilUni/ArtistMike
MayRay Murphy
JuneCharles D. "Bohnehead" Bohne
JulyAlexa Cameron
AugustPietro "Virus Pie" Sommavilla
SeptemberJohn "Kookass" Lucas
OctoberChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
NovemberAlexa Cameron
DecemberRussell B Waters
Coward of the Month, 2005
JanuaryChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
FebruaryChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
MarchDavid Tholen
AprilSteve "BowTie" Young
MaySteve "BowTie" Young
JulyJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
AugustGerald Newton
SeptemberSteve "Fly Cooter" Young
OctoberRichard M Scoville
NovemberTom Bishop
DecemberMichael Baldwin Bruce
Coward of the Month, 2006
JanuaryMichael Baldwin Bruce
FebruaryRaymond R Karczewski
MarchRasta Khan 
AprilChuck Lysaght 
MayHonest John
JuneAndre Lieven of soc.men
JulyNo Ballot
AugustRichard M Scoville
SeptemberDustin Cook
OctoberAndrew Chung
NovemberAndrew Chung
DecemberAndrew Chung
Coward of the Month, 2007
JanuaryJoseph Bartlo 
FebruarySteve "Wonderbra" Chaney
MarchGerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
AprilGerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
May
June
Honest John
Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
JulyEdmond Heinz Wollmann
AugustBill Hughes
SeptemberNightbat of alt.astronomy
OctoberBill Hughes
NovemberAndrew B. Chung
DecemberBill Hughes
Coward of the Month, 2008
JanuaryGerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
FebruaryAlan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
MarchAlexa Cameron
AprilBobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
May
June
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
JulyScott Abraham
AugustThe Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
SeptemberCue/Lil
October"Fake Snarky"
NovemberGunner Asch
DecemberCharles Lysaght
Coward of the Month, 2009
JanuaryJan Drew
February
March
Not Presented
April
May

Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" 
September
October

November
December
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Coward of the Month, 2012
JanuaryAlien
Februaryfasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
MarchRas Mikaere 'Eunuch' Enoch
AprilGreg "Greegor Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
MayAlexander Bartolich
JuneEmmett Gulley 81
August
September
October
November
December
[top]

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2004
JuneJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
JulyEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
AugustJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
SeptemberChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
OctoberChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
NovemberChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2005
JanuaryChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
FebruaryChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
MarchGerald Newton
AprilPsYcHo Queer Basher
MayAlexa Cameron
JuneVito "Frito Kuhntroll" Kuhn
JulySoc.Men
AugustMark "Fergie" Ferguson
SeptemberMatthew "Diaperboi" Moulton & Steve "Fly Cooter" Young
OctoberSylvia Sullivan
NovemberPamela K "sPammy" Russell
DecemberNunYa Bidness
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2006
JanuaryAnthony Banovic
FebruaryHonest John
MarchKMAN of ott.general 
AprilPaine Ellsworth, alias Painius 
MayJoseph Bartlo and Russell B Waters
JuneRaymond R Karczewski
JulyNo ballot
AugustMCP of Soc.Men
SeptemberWabbit
OctoberAndrew Chung
NovemberAlan Jones
DecemberJoseph "Foamy" Bartlo
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2007
JanuaryPorchMonkey4Life
February
Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
MarchNot presented
AprilGerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
MayNot presented
JuneHonest John AKA Clockbrain
JulyAngela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
AugustCharles Lysaght
SeptemberNightbat of alt.astronomy
OctoberBill Hughes
NovemberRichard "The St00pid" Bullis
DecemberThe Big-8 Management Board
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2008
JanuaryAnthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy
FebruaryNightbat of alt.astronomy
MarchJohn Wenztky
AprilDavid Tholen
MayNot presented
Junegregvk
JulyJamie "Lamie" Baillie
AugustBucky Breeder
SeptemberGitRDunn
OctoberNot presented
NovemberAlan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
DecemberAntonio Santana AKA Jabriol 
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2009
JanuaryJamie Baillie
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, 2012
JanuaryEmmett Gulley
FebruaryRusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek
MarchNo Winner
AprilRas Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback
MayI Punce aka Scatboi aka MMFC Bit Rot Frogger
June[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy
JulyPaul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire
August
September
October
November
December

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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2005
FebruaryRaymond Ronald Karczewski
AugustJason "jjayboyd" Plawner
SeptemberVito Kuhn & fam.*
DecemberPamela K "sPamela" Russell
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2006
January
March
Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon 
AugustThe "Outer Filth" 'Trio'
November Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
DecemberAndrew Chung
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2007
January
February
March
April
PorchMonkey4Life
Gerald "G-dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
Nukleus/Bloxy
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
May
June
July
August
Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
Richard "Teh St00pid" Bullis
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Tom "Tosser" Bishop
September
October
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne
November
December
Not presented
Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2008
January
February
March
April
Ken Pangborn
Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
Usenet Freedom Fighters
Not presented
May
June
July
August
Not presented
The RAMD Asswipe Brigade
Not presented
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
September
October
David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
Not presented
November
December
Captain Neal AKA Greg Hall
Captain Neal AKA Greg Hall
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2009
January
February
March
April
May
Raymond Karczewski
No Ballot
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
No Ballot
Not presented
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, 2012
FebruaryDavid "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee
August
September
December



Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award

Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2005
AprilLinda Gore
MayAlexa Cameron
JulyPastor Steve "Steebie" Winter
AugustChuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
SeptemberGerald Newton
NovemberPamela K "sPamela" Russell
DecemberRaymond Ronald Karczewski

Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2006
FebruaryTom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
MarchNIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOM
AprilDolf Boek
MayJayne Kulikauskas
JuneKenneth R Pangborn
AugustAndre Lieven
September
October
November


December
Duane Arnold
PL
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe

Antonio "Jabriol" Santana and Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter

Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2007
January
February
March
April
PorchMonkey4Life
Raymond Karczewski
 "Miguel"
 "Miguel" 
May
June
Brad Guth and Catherine Burr (tie)
Dr. Andrew B. Chung
JulyDr. Andrew B. Chung
AugustScott Abraham
September
October
Catherine Burr and Tom Potter (tie)
Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
NovemberAndrew B. Chung
DecemberKen Pangborn
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2008
Jan/Feb
March
April
Not presented
Charles Lysaght
Douglas "Doogie" Grant
May
June
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
JulyAgamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
AugustCatherine Burr
September
October
Karen Anderson
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
NovemberNot presented
DecemberCaptain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2009
January - MayNot presented
No Awards 2010-2011

Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, 2012
January

Emmett Gulley
Greg "Neal Warren" Hall
FebruaryIgnis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus
MarchIgnis 'Igneous Rockius' Fatuus
MayRas Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback
September
November
December

Lifetime Achievement Awards

Bobo Award

Michael E. "Pantload" Enlow (October 1997)
John "Johnboy" McGrath  (November 1997) (jailed)
Earl Gordon Curley (December 1997) (deceased) 
National Organization of Internet Commerce (January 1998) (deceased)
Heaven's Gate (Unknown Month 1998) (deceased)
Frank Virga (May 1998) (jailed)
Jeff Slaton (May 1998) (jailed)
Laurence Canter & Martha Siegal (October 1998)
Sanford "Spamford" Wallace (October 1998)
Pres. William Jefferson "Slick Willie" Clinton (December 1998)
Woodside Literary Agency (February 1999) (deceased) (jailed)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999)
"Gary Glitter" (Paul Gadd)  (November 1999)  (jailed) 
Scott Abraham (November 1999) (bailed)
Bill Gates (April 2000)
William Albrecht (May 2000)
Kevin Filan (October 2000)
David "Terri Ticklebitch" D'Amato (April 2001) (jailed)
Emmett Earl Gulley (June 2001) (bailed)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (September 2002) (bailed)
Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (January 2003) (asylum)
Bob Allisat (January 2003)
Great Hacker Contest (July 2003) (deceased)
Terror Futures Market (July 2003) (deceased)
Michael Sean "EQ" Worley (September 2003)
Steven Earl Cottingham August 2004) (jailed)
Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn (January 2005)
Alexa Cameron (March 2005)
John P "Sollog" Ennis (March 2005)
Jeremy Jaynes (April 2005) (jailed)
Spanish "419" "Nigerian" scammers (August 2005)
Sony BMG (December 2005)
Jeanson James Ancheta (January 2006)
Archimedes Plutonium (February 2006)
Gordon Roy Parker aka Ray Gordon (March 2006)
John Bunt, aka Guy Fawkes! (March 2006)
Terry Ortman (May 2006)
Paul Gibbons (November 2006)
Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (January 2007)
Shaun Harrison & Saverio Mondelli, The MySpace Hackers (Feb 2007
Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice (July 2007)
Christopher "Rizler" Smith and Michael Vick (August 2007)
Fred Phelps/WBC/godhatesfags.com (November 2007)

Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca" (Feb 2008
Brandon Herbert, Amber Herbert, and Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon (4-08)
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine (June 2008)
Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse (July 2008)
Kevin Cogill (August 2008)
Jack Thompson (September 2008)
Tom Bishop (March 2009)
Atlas Bugged (January 2012)
William Melchert-Dinkel (April 2012)
Brian 'Dr HGH' McDaid (May 2012)
Dr. Andrew Chung (June 2012)
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (December 1997)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (December 1997)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (February 1998)
Borq (June 1999?)
Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (July 1999?)
John Martin Grubor Memorial Award [retired]

Busted Urinal Award

Tim "Skidmark" Brown (January 1998)
Edmond Heinz Wollmann (February 1998)
Wayne McGuire (March 1998)
S.P. "Soiled Panties" (April 1998) (pardoned)
Jay Sterling (June 1998)
Aaron "Grape Boy" Welch (July 1998)
Bill Palmer "Six Spiteful Turds" (July 1998)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1998)
Jervis Dedalus (July 1998)
Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998)
HipCrime (August 1998)
The Toilet Seat (September 1998)
Jim Collier (October 1998)
Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer (October 1998)
Sen. Frank Murkowski (October 1998)
Fyre's Insultbot (October 1998) (deceased)
Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne (January 1999)
New America (January 1999)
Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (February 1999)
Jeffrey Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt (March 1999)
Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999)
Edward Cherry (June 1999)
Richbull.Com (June 1999) (deceased)
Ian Goddard (July 1999)
Heinzy's Love Letters (ed wollman) (August 1999)
Jules (August 1999)
Bert Hoff (September 1999)
Erik Mouse's Hangout (deceased) (October 1999)
King "King Wanker" Stormtrooper (October 1999)
Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (October 1999)
TOR (November 1999)
Michael Newton & Kenneth Pangborn (November 1999)
Martin J. Hannigan (November 1999)
Missouri FreeNet (March 2000)
Krauts R Us (April 2000)
Andrew Thomas Brunner (April 2000)
Matthew "Diaperboy" Moulton (May 2000)
Church of $cientology (May 2000)
Vinny (June 2000)
MarsRules  (August 2000)
Realjackass.Com  (August 2000)
Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (October 2000)
Kevin Filan (October 2000)
TOR (October 2000)
Anti-Freeze (December 2000)
Alex Cain (January 2001)
Tony Sidaway & PZ Myers (February 2001)
Steve Chaney (May 2001)
Daedra Morrighan (June 2001)
Usenet Freedom Fighters (July 2004)
Fans of Michael Jackson in AMM-J (August 2004)
Derek "ExtremeOne" "Mary" Lawrence (September 2004)
Lover of SB16's FM Synth, alias Masculism_Virism (October 2004)
Charles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne (November 2004)
Pamela K "sPammy" Russell (December 2004)
Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (January 2005)
Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan (February 2005)
Alexa Cameron (March 2005)
Linda Gore (April 2005) 
Steve "Bowtie" Young (May 2005)
Raving Loonie (June 2005)
Soc.Men (July 2005)
Gerald "G-dolf" Newton (August 2005)
Gordon "The Revd" Radavich (September 2005)
Professeur von TwoSteps (October 2005)
Warhol (November 2005)
Michael Baldwin Bruce (December 2005)
Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons (January 2006)
Honest John (February 2006)
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"  (March 2006)
Wayne Brown of news.groups (April 2006)
The Big-8 Management Board (May 2006)
Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall (June 2006)
Andrew B Chung (August 2006)
Bob&Carole (September 2006)
Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (November 2006)
 "miguel"  (December 2006)
01/07 PorchMonkey4Life
03/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
04/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
07/07 Hagar
08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
09/07 Tom Potter
11/07 Ed Conrad
12/07 Bill Hughes
01/08 Carl "calrog" Rogers
03/08 rec.sport.pro-wrestling
04/08 David Tholen
05/08 Daniel Joseph Min
06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
07/08 Ray Gordon Parker 
08/08 Bucky Breeder

09/08 Cue/Lil and The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy (tie)
11/08 GitRDunn
12/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall 
05/09 % (persent@gmail.com) aka Squiggle teh AssWorm
01/12 Emmett Gulley
02/12 Greg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson
03/12 Greggie 1srlts
04/12 Bobbi Sanchez aka Lady Veteran
05/12 The Colonel
06/12 Dave TV aka Patrick Sullivan
07/12 Tard Phoenix the Anonypussy


Unabomber Surprise

Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (May 1998)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (June 1998)
Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998)
Mike Vandeman (August 1998)
Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer (October 1998)
Kenneth Starr (December 1998)
U.S. House Judiciary Committee (December 1998)
Michael Newton (January 1999)
Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (July 1999)
Walter Kent Prescott (October 2000?)
Dana Phillips (April 2000)
Matthew "Diaperboy" Moulton (May 2000)
Dore Williamson (October 2000)
MarsRules (November 2000)
Edvin Augusts (December 2000)
Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (June 2001)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (June2001) (bailed)
Alan Yu (May 2004)
Ilya Shambat (August 2004)
Alan Jones (September 2004)
Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (October 2004)
Will Dockery (January 2005)
Linda Gore (March 2005)
Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe (April 2005)
Brad Guth (June 2005)
Sylvia "PSCREECHING PSYLVIA" Sullivan (August 2005)
David Tholen (September 2005)
Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr (November 2005)
Ed Conrad (January 2006)
Doug Grant von Rieman, a.k.a. "Doogie Grant" (February 2006)
DOLF BOEK, A.K.A. QOLON (March 2006)
Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez (April 2006)
Dr. Andrew B Chung (June 2006)
Richard M Scoville (August 2006)
Dean Roger Ray aka Teslacoils (September 2006)
Alexa Cameron (October2006)
Frank McCoy (November 2006)
TOM POTTER (December 2006)
01/07 Jabriol
02/07 Warhol
03/07 ANDRE LIEVIN
04/07 MCP of soc.men

05/07 Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
07/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Archimedes Plutonium
11/07 Ken Pangborn
03/08 Pamela Russell
04/08 Daniel Joseph Min
05/08 John Wentzky
06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08/08 AB Patriot
09/08 Karen Anderson
11/08 Johnny Wizard
01/09 Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark
01/12 meowmix
02/12 fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God"
03/12 Mark 'Polish Knight' Sobolewski
04/12 Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck

Bradley L "Bard" Jesness (July 1998) #1
Star Traveler aka David Hindman (August 1998)  #4?
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (August 1998) #2
Frank Virga (October 1998) (jailed) #3
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999) #8
Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (before February 1999?) #5?
Bradley L "Bard" Jesness [again] (February 1999) #6?
Mark Ferguson (July 1999) #7
Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (August 2004) 
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J (September 2004)
Donald L "Protobrain" Ferrt (December 2004) #10
Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (January 2005)
Kenneth R Pangborn (February 2005) #12
Steve "BowTie" Young (March 2005) #13
Michael Snyder & soc.men (August 2005) #14
Gerald Newton (September 2005) #15
Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan (October 2005)
Tom Bishop (November 2005)
Pamela K "Spamela" Russell (January 2006)

Honest John (March 2006) #19
Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez (April 2006) #20
Raymond R Karczewski (August 2006) #21
Dustin Cook #22 (September 2006)
MCP of soc.froots (November 2006) #23
Andrew Chung (December 2006)  #24
01/07 Ernie Primeau
02/07 Vito Kuhn
03/07  "Miguel" 
04/07 PorchMonkey4Life
06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy


08/07 Bill Hughes
09/07 Ed Conrad
02/08 John Wentzky
04/08 David Tholen
05/08 Douglas Grant
06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
01/12 Emmett Gulley
02/12 Greg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson
04/12 Respondant aka "Bill"
07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (August 1998)
HipCrime (August 1998)
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (August 1998)
Cypher (August 1998)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (October 1998)
Frank Virga (October 1998) (jailed)
Church of $cientology (January 1999)
Hell Flame Wars (January 1999) (deceased)
Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (February 1999)
Richard S."Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999)
Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne
Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby
Dirk Bruere  (November 1999)
Alt.Hackers.Malicious (May 2000)
Stiff Me Not (May 2000)
Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (May 2000)
Uncle Al (July 2000?)
Sam "Scumbag Sam" Khuri (September 2000)
Walter Kent Prescott (November 2000)
Andrew Thomas Brunner (January 2001)
David "Terri Ticklebitch" D'Amato (April 2001)
Menace the Idiot (May 2001)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) (June 2001)
Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence (July 2004)
Pietro Sommavilla (August 2004)
Pamela K Russell (September 2004)
John Lucas (November 2004)
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J (December 2004)
Uni (January 2005)
Steve "BowTie" Young (April 2005)
Alexa Cameron (June 2005)
Richard M Scoville (February 2006)
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon (March 2006)
Andrew B Chung (August 2006)
alt.atheism (September 2006)
Tim Bolen (October 2006)
02/07 Catherine Burr
03/07 Vito Kuhn
04/07 Steve "Wonderbra" Chaney
08/07 David Tholen
08/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
09/08 Bucky Breeder
01/12 fasgnadh
02/12 Archimedes Plutonium
04/12 Greg "Greegor Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson

[top]

Kluck Lysaght Tar & Feathers

Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (January 1999)
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (February 1999)
Jim Collier (February 1999)
Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne (April 1999)
Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999)
Romath (May 1999)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1999)
Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (October 1999)
Chris Caputo (November 1999)
Jim Cowling (January 2000)
Dave "Joe1orbit" (January 2000)
Peter Joseph "Pissboy" LaPrade (January 2000)
Walter Kent Prescott (February 2000)
MarsRules (April 2000)
Sam "Scumbag Sam" Khuri (September 2000)
Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) (November 2000)
Lurker Below (January 2001)
Alex Cain (January 2001)
Tom Bishop (May 2004)
Uni/ArtistMike (June 2004)
Brandon Hex (July 2004)
Charles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne (July 2004)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (July (2004)
Russell B "PizzaKKKook" Waters (October 2004)
Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (January 2005)
Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia (March 2005)
Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan (June 2005)
Kenneth R "KennyKakes" Pangborn (August 2005)
Steve "Fly Cooter" Young (September 2005)
Vito "Frito" Kuhn (November 2005)
Michael Baldwin Bruce (January 2006)
Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi (June 2006)
Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (August 2006)
Ernie Primeau (September 2006)
Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (November 2006)
Andrew Chung (December 2006)
01/07 Pamela Russell
02/07 Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens, a.k.a. Jai Maharaj
03/07 Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board 
04/07 Barbara Schwarz
05/07 Honest John
08/07 David Tholen
10/07 Big-8 Management Board
12/07 Bill Hughes
02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
03/08 Gerald Newton
06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
08/08 Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
09/08 David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
02/12 Archimedes Plutonium
05/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson
07/12 Tard Phoenix the Anonypussy

Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal

Sanford "Spamford" Wallace (July 1999)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1999)
Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (May 2000)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (November 2000)
Alex Cain (January 2001)
Walter Kent Prescott (March 2001)
Chuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght (April 2005)
Uni (September 2005)
Richard M "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (January 2006)

Raymond Ronald Karczewski (June 2006)
Dr. Andrew B Chung (August 2006)
STEVEN RAY WINTER (October 2006)
ONIDEUS MAD HATTER (December 2006)
02/07 Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska
11/07 Bill Hughes
03/08 Johnny Wizard
12/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall

Douglas E Mackall Memorial Mace [retired]

Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (November 1999)
Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (November 1999)

Jar Jar Binks Award [retired]

Rick Rockwell (March 2000?)
Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (December 2000)
Stiff Me Not (December 2000)

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet

Earl Gordon Curley (June 2001) (deceased)
Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (December 2002)
Louis Turi (January 2003)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (October 2003) (bailed)
Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (December 2003)
Chuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght (April 2004)
Uni/ArtistMike (April 2004)
HIV Steve aka Dwight Rapper (June 2004)
Alexa Cameron (July 2004)
Linda Gore (August 2004)
Michael Sean "EQ" Worley (September 2004)
Nicky "OMNIMAN" Scalia (January 2005)
Lance Sheetz (February 2005)
Steve "BowTie" Young (April 2005)
Gerald Newton (September 2005)
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store (March 2006)
Babaloonie (April 2006)
The "Outer Filth" 'Trio' (August 2006)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (December 2006)
01/07 PorchMonkey4Life
02/07 Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag" 
04/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt and Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan   
(tie)
05/07 Darla Pere
07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
02/08 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
03/08 Johnny Wizard
08/08 Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
10/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
11/08 bobandcarole
02/12 Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch (Michael McCarty)
05/12 MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce
07/12 Alex "Dink" Cain

Goofy Azzed Babboon

Daniel Joseph Min (December 2002)
Dave Tholen (January 2003)
ICEKNIFE (January 2003)
Scott Lifshine (May 2003)
Jerry Howe (May 2003)
Ted Democrat & Jack Republican (July 2003)
Ying Guo the non-existent (September 2004)
Professeur "Twoshits" von Twosteps (October 2004)
Pietro Sommavilla (November 2004)
Alexa Cameron (March 2005)
Twittering One (April 2005)
Brad "Guthball" Guth (August 2005)
Colonel Jake (September 2005)
Twonky (October 2005)
nightbat (January 2006)
Duane Arnold (March 2006)
Dr. Andrew B Chung (June 2006)
Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour (October 2006)
Azure (November 2006)
01/07 PorchMonkey4Life
02/07 Anthony X, a.k.a. "Sir Tony Brandy" and nukleus (tie)
03/07 Warhol 
07/07 Bill Hughes
08/07 Dale Kelly
09/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
12/07 Dolf "Qolon" Boek
03/08 Jeff Relf
05/08 Johnny Wizard
07/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
08/08 Bucky Breeder
03/09 JEEP AMERICA
01/12 Emmett Gulley
05/12 The MMFC Scatboi
07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire



Balsa Gavel

Larry "the Stupid" Bullis (January 2003)
John Martin "Goober" Grubor (January 2003)
Pete "Peat" Stapleton (January 2003)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (July 2003) (bailed)
Barbara Schwarz
Anita Karczewski (July 2003)
Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter
Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker (April 2004)
John "Guy Fawkes" Bunt
9/06 Tim Bolen
Richard M Scoville
04/08 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
06/08 Scott "Wereo" Lifshine
01/12 Atlas Bugged
02/12 Archimedes  Plutonium
07/12 William Melchert-Dinkel

Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisionism

12/07 Douglas Grant (lifetime achievement)
01/08 Alexa Cameron (lifetime achievement)
02/08 Warhol (Holocaust revisionism)
03/08 Man with foreskin (Holocaust revisionism)
04/08 "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
06/08 "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky
07/08 "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
09/08 "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of  rec.arts.drwho
03/09 JSM of alt.politics.usa
01/12 Emmett Gulley
05/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson





72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award

Steve Winter (December 2003)
Heaven's Gate (December 2003)
Twonky (December 2003)
Church of $$$cientology (December 2003)
georgann (February 2004)
Stephen P. Vanier (July 2004) (deceased)
Lady Motown (September 2004)
Raymond Ronald Karczewski (November 2004)
Herc (February 2005)
Vito Kuhn (March 2005)
George "SPOG" Hammond (July 2005)
Jologicon (August 2005)
Warhol (August 2005)
Lightwing, alias His Elect (September 2005)
Dore Williamson (October 2005)
alt.religion.asatru (November 2005)
Dolf "Qolon" Boek (January 2006)
Max Varazslo (February 2006)
Dr. Andrew B Chung (April 2006)
Lucifer Morning Star Angel Of Death (October 2006)
01/07 Andrew B. Chung
12/07 Duke the American-American
02/08 Zanthius
03/08 Brenda "SkyEyes" Nelson
04/08 Daniel Joseph Min
08/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
01/12 alt.atheism
02/12 David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee
03/12 Bob Larson posting as kensmithiscool
05/12 Obves

[top]Christmas Awards

Fr00tcake

2000MarsRules
2001Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
2002Dale "Average Joe" Kelly
2003Twonky
2004Alexa Cameron
2005Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan

2006not awarded
2007Raymond Karczewski
2008not awarded
2009not awarded
2012
2013

Bag of Coal

2000Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed)
2001Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
2002Pete "Peat" Stapleton
2003Dean Humphries
2004Pamela K "sPammy" Russell
2005
2006
2007
Pamela K "sPammy" Russell
not awarded
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

Unclassifiable Awards

Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey

Xmas Day 2004Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
Good Friday 2005Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
Thanksgiving 2005Tom Bishop
Xmas Day 2005Pamela K "sPamela" Russell
New Year's Eve 2005/06
Easter Weekend 2006
Thanksgiving 2006
Christmas 2006
Bradley L "Bard" Jesness
Dr. Andrew B Chung
Dr. Andrew B Chung
CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤! 
NEW YEARS 2007 Alexa Cameron
Easter Sunday 2007 Dr. Andrew B Chung
Thanksgiving Weekend 2007John Wentzky
Christmas Day 2007Ken Pangborn
New Years Day 2008
Easter Weekend 2008
July 4th 2008
Christmas Day 2008
MI5Victim
Duke the American-American
Brad Guth
The Gossipers and Whiners of alt.nuke.the.usa

[top]

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Sylvia Sullivan, trained by Chadwick Stone©
Uni, trained by Aratzio
Lynne "HoofPrints" Lyons, trained by Kali
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook (November 2005)
Bradley L Jesness, trained by Taylor Jimenez
Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Honest John, trained by Art Deco (February 2006)
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall (March 2006)
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio (April 2006)
Col. Jake, trained by Pinku-Sensei (May 2006)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon (June 2006)
Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble (August 2006)
Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus (September 2006)
Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole (October 2006)
 "MIGUEL", TRAINED BY BOOKMAN (November 2006)
01/07 Pamela Russell, trained by the Hater Cabal of alt.music.michael-jackson
02/07 nightbat of alt.astronomy, trained by Art Deco
           PorchMonkey4Life, trained by Snarky
04/07 Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel
06/07 Tom Potter, trained by Art Deco
08/07 Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
09/07 Dave Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska, trained by Kevin A. Cannon
03/08 Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
04/08 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
05/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA* subhierarchy
06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore
07/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat  
          Plow
08/08 Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
10/08 Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org
11/08 Alan Connor, trained by Peter J. Ross
12/08 Richard "St00pid" Bullis trained by Taylor Jimenez
03/09  Matthew  Moulton , trained by alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
01/12 Emmett Gulley, trained by Albatross
03/12 Alien, trained by Gary Burnore
03/12 Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall, trained by Steve Crook
05/12 Ras Eunuch McCarty, trained by Colonel Jake

Tinfoil Sombrero

Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (Executive Decision January 2003) (deceased)
Dmitri Vulis (Executive Decision January 2003) 
Adam Weishaupt IX (Executive Decision January 2003) 
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (Executive Decision January 2003) 
Clue-Store Operator (Executive Decision January 2003) 
Pete "Peat" Stapleton
Viv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar
Anonymous "Vote Wrangler" of Dec 2003
Pietro Sommavilla
Alt.Snuh (December 2004)
Steve "BowTie" "Colonel Graff" "Fly Cooter" Young
Ying Guo the non-existent
Lewis De Payne
Canadian Block-Voters of 1994
PROFESSEUR VON TWO STEPS (February 2006)
RASTA KHAN (February 2006)

01/07 PORCHMONKEY4LIFE and NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY
02/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe (special)
02/07 Nukleus aka Bloxy/Librarian/Terminator/Big-8 CEO
03/07  "Miguel" (pardoned)
06/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
09/07 Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly

07/08 The Fake Crossposting Ernie Primeau, Patrick Michael Sullivan, and  
   Bucky Breeder
10/08 Captain Neal aka Gregory Hall
07/12 Paul Derbyshire posting as Nadegda and Kensi



Unique Awards

Black Knight AwardEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (December 1998)
Clueless Eternal Newbie Kook of the CenturyRichard S "St00pid" Bullis
Y2KooKEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
Brown Clownpants AwardYing Guo the non-existent
Village Pump Award

05/09 Onideus Mad Hatter
01/12 fagnadh
05/12 Emmett Gulley
07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
The Three Monkeys Statue


Iraqi Armed Forces Award For Extreme Cowardice

Saucerheads of alt.astronomy August
2007

Michael Jackson Fans of amm-j



Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
03/07  "Miguel" and Steve "Bowtie" Young
04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
07/08 Chuck Lysaght
01/12 Alien
03/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson

Awards for Merit

[top]

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1995
FebruaryLewis de Payne
MarchLewis de Payne
AprilDave Filippi
Matthew Legare
JuneThe Usenet Police (deceased)
AugustRobt_Martin
OctoberLance Kelly
NovemberNathan J. Mehl
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1996
NovemberPierre Salinger (deceased)
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1997
DecemberRon Ritzman
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1998
JanuaryMary Jo Willy
MarchKevin Roverund
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 1999
AprilTim "Skidmark" Brown
SeptemberDouglas E. Mackall (deceased)
OctoberThe 2-Belo
NovemberBert Hoff
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2000
JanuarySergi
FebruaryTaylor "Netscum" Jimenez
AugustJoe1orbit@Petitmorte.Net (Cujo DeSockpuppet)
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2001
MayBrethren of Beelzebub (deceased)
Phoenix
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2002
NovemberBradley L. "Bard" Jesness
DecemberRoss
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2003
JanuaryPhoenix
FebruaryThe Tholenizers: Cujo, Jeff Polston & Michael Davis
MarchHyerdahl
MayTaylor "Netscum" Jimenez
JuneBeable Van Polasm
JulyMark
SeptemberEdmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann
November"Wollmann" Sockpuppet
DecemberPeter J Ross
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2004
JanuaryPhoenix
FebruaryDan Baldwin
MarchMichael Cook
JuneAlexa807
demon.local trolls
lab~rat
Meat-->Plow & Buzzard
JulyDr. Flonkenstein
AugustJimmy Snibbler
SeptemberLady Chatterly [Michelle Devereaux]
NovemberLady Chatterly [Michelle Devereaux]
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2005
MarchSean Monaghan
Aprilj r sherman
MayAratzio & Peter J Ross
JulySean Monaghan
AugustSean Monaghan & soc.men.moderated
SeptemberGary L Burnore & DataBasix
Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
OctoberWoodchuck Bill
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2006
JanuaryAratzio
MarchKadaitcha Man 
OctoberSpooge
NovemberAnon Trollbuster by Jade/Daedalus
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2007
JanuaryNot presented
FebruarySean Monaghan
March

April

Not Awarded

Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet
      for Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART
MayNot presented
JuneKevin A. Cannon for the fake Chuck Lysaght
July
August
Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
Not presented
September
October
Not presented
Not presented
NovemberJade for "Pangborn as a Baboon photo goof"
DecemberNot presented
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2008
JanuaryJade "Bringer of Light"
FebruaryNot presented
March

April
Jade--Troll of alt.atheism

Meat->Plow for "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers"
May
"Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
June"We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco
July
August
Not presented
"Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
September
October
"Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei)
Bertie the Bunyip
NovemberNot presented
DecemberNot presented
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2009
January"Fake Kookpedia Outage" by Gary Burnore
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2012
January"I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" troll, by Fred Hall 
February"Troll of Rusty Tavek" by Fred Hall
April"April Fool's Day Troll" by FNVW
May
June
July
September
November
December

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, 2013
January

Hammer of Thor

Hammer of Thor, 1999
NovemberThe 2-Belo
Douglas E. Mackall (deceased)
Nyarlahotep
Hammer of Thor, 2000
MayJayne Hitchcock
Hammer of Thor, 2002
SeptemberTaylor "Netscum" Jimenez
Hammer of Thor, 2003
SeptemberRonald F. Guilmette & Monkeys.Com
Hammer of Thor, 2004
MayPhoenix
AugustDr.Postman
Hammer of Thor, 2005
MarchChadwick Stone
AprilK A Cannon
Kali
Lionel
MayDr Dan Rogers
John Henry
JuneRoss
JulyCujo
Dr. Flonkenstein
Aratzio
AugustSean Monaghan
Daedalus
Fred Hall
Sharon B
SeptemberArt Deco
Bob Officer
Archie Leach
OctoberPinku-Sensei
Robert Buchanan
ThePsyko
Bookman
Hammer of Thor, 2006
JanuaryPeter J Ross
March
May
December
GARY L BURNORE & DATABASIX
SPOOGE
j.r. sherman
Hammer of Thor, 2007
FebruaryKadaitcha Man 
April
Wally Anglesea

May

JuneHell Toupee
July


August



September
Spinics of alt.astrology

December


Charlotte Blackmer


Hammer of Thor, 2008
Januarymariposas rand mair fheal AKA Greykitten
July
Pope Snarky 
Hammer of Thor, 2009
January
February
March
Widdershins
BARON LURK
KARLA of rec.arts.poems
No Awards 2010 - 2011

Hammer of Thor, 2012
January
February
No winner
Checkmate
April


May

June
JulySteve Crook of Mixmin


August



September


October



March
April


May

June
July


August



September


October


Diamond Hammer of Thor

The 2-Belo
Douglas E. Mackall (deceased)
Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez
Phoenix (January 2006)

Pinku-Sensei (April 2011)
03/09 KARLA of rec.arts.poems
Peter J. Ross (January 2006)

Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award

Michael Handler
Douglas E Mackall (November 1999)(deceased)
Mike Horwath
Russ Allbery
Tim Skirvin 
Seth Breidbart
Usenet Volunteer Votetakers

05/07 Robb of Shared-Secrets
06/12 Steve Crook of Mixmin







Jim Nitchals Memorial "Internet Samaritan" Award

Douglas E Mackall (November 1999) (deceased)

Order of Lenin for Usefulness 1st Class

04/08 Colonel Jake

Order of Lenin for Usefulness 2nd Class

07/08 Doire

Richard M. Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award

May 2006
September 2006
February 2007
August 2007
Chuck Lysaght
Pamela K. Russell
Big 8 Management Board & Warhol (tie)
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
December 2007Will Dockery and Kenneth Pangborn (tie)
August 2008Raymond Karczewski
January 2012Emmett Gulley
August 2012Ras "Eunuch" McCarty aka Operation Wetback

[top]

JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN

August 2006Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
August 2007Bill Hughes
August 2008Jamie "Lamie" Baillie






[top]

AUK Mascot

May 2007Joseph Bartlo
September 2007Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
May 2008Bobbi Sanchez aka Lady Veteran
January 2012Emmett Gulley
May 2012Emmett Gulley


9 comments:

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    1. Thank you Charles, it's comforting to know you're thinking about me.

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  2. Awl hale the the rent-free lodgings inside the pointy haid of teh Kluckweasel!

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  3. Any group that would give Skirvin any kind of positive award are nothing but a bunch of k00ks. Keep ravin on.

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  4. Thanks for the comment, Anonymous. It's a shame that Skirvin went over to the Dark Side.

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  5. heh. I still cannot believe I, a mere flonker, trolled an award out of auk. maybe the k00k will realize that at the end of the day, the awards do not mean a damn thing.

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